Oh dear.

Jan. 16th, 2009 03:24 pm
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American Life butthurt over use of word “choice” in Krispy Kreme promo.

I, uh…. yeah, I got nothin’

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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Westboro Baptist Church: WE’RE GOING TO PROTEST AT THE FUNERAL OF A MURDER VICTIM IN CANADA YAY WOO

Canada: O RLY?

WBC: WTF

Canada: LOL B&.

I love you, Canada. ♥

man now I have half a mind to doodle Canada-tan pointing at a bunch of “God hates fags” sign-toters and going “GTFO” at them.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (hobnailed sperm boots)
I guess it was only a matter of time before Pat said God smote Ariel Sharon.

According to The Associated Press, Robertson spokeswoman Angell Watts said of people who criticized the comments: "What they're basically saying is, 'How dare Pat Robertson quote the Bible?'"

Bad news, Pat... that crazy shit you might be scribbling in the margins of your KJV in crayon doesn't count as part of the Bible.

Is it just me, or would it be really damn entertaining to pick up Pat Robertson and Jack Thompson, feed them a lot of meth and read them Molly Ivins books until they're good and pissed off, plop them both down in Thunderdome, and start taking bets?

TWO NUTCASE ENTER. ONE NUTCASE LEAVE.

[Edit: Here's what Pat's spokescreature has to say.]
chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (close stupid tag)
Mattel accidentally puts "I don't know" instead of "I don't want to say" on the "are you a boy or a girl?" question in a survey on their website. Concerned Women for America totally FLIP THEIR SHIT and accuse Mattel of promoting "bisexual gender confusion," whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean, to kids.

Right now, these psycho bitches are making PETA look sane. It's actually kind of sad, you know--the lengths some people will go to for attention.
chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (omgwtf)
Remember the crazy lady that took out a restraining order on Dave Letterman?

SHE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING NUTS.
chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (objection!)
Just when you think he can't possibly do anything more batshit insane,, he goes and buys stock in Take Two so he can worm his way into shareholder meetings and be an ass.

My favorite bit:

At one point, JT refers to Microsoft's Flight Simulator as a training simulator for the 9/11 terrorists: "What's next, Paul, a game in which players can practice flying commercial jetliners into the World Trade Towers? Oh, I forgot. Microsoft already did that."
chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (what)
Breaking news: PETA is fucking crazy.

Also, scientists have confirmed that fire is hot. We'll bring you the full story after this word from our sponsors.
chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (omg wth are you doing)
I DUN NO JAPANEEZE BUT CAN NE1 HELP ME RITE KANJI CUZ IM MAKEING A TEEN TITANS DOUJINSHI & ITS IN MANGA FORMAT SO IT NEEDS 2 B IN JAPAEEEZE!!!111!1

AAUGH

[Edit: From one of her comments on her DA page... "A boy at school paid me a dollar for a Roben& Starfire pic and he already requested a Raven&Slade one for another dollar." MY EYEEEEES]

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