Oh God D:

Jun. 10th, 2011 12:13 pm
chaobell: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (aaaaaaa)

I can only guess that this was made to be shown to children at the dentist’s office.

THIS IS WHY PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF THE DENTIST, FOR FUCK’S SAKE

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: (DO NOT WANT)

So as we were unpacking and sorting stuff to go in my church’s garage sale, we came upon this doll. Matted, ratty hair. Missing an eye, and the eye you didn’t notice until you sat the doll up so her eyes opened and AAAH EMPTY EYE SOCKET. One of the guys managed to fix her hair a little and put it up in a ponytail, and that was better….

And then I came back from sorting some baby clothes or something and found a couple of them doing something with a bottle of glue. “We fixed her eye! :D” they said.

Uh-oh.

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Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

I love Etsy

Sep. 9th, 2010 08:23 pm
chaobell: (the goggles do nothing)

Although I have not yet put anything up for sale there, nor have I actually bought anything, I can’t stop poking it. Last night I spent three hours absofuckinglutely fascinated by shops peddling supplies to make miniature fake food. I am amazed by the variety of people selling really sweet shit.

…and then there are people selling espresso cups with merkins on.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: (entei: dude wtf)

I have seen Evangelion.

I know what LCL is.

I don’t want to eat it.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)

Skeleton.

Clearly, screaming through an unyielding icy tube at 8000000000 MPH on a sled the size of a sardine can with sharp blades on the bottom of it with your entire unprotected body like three inches away from said unyielding icy tube and sharp blades and doing this feet-first isn’t batshit crazy enough for some people. YEAH LET’S DO IT HEAD-FIRST WOO. yeah how about no.

I can’t even watch it. I’m fine with bobsled, I’m okay with watching luge (though I probably wouldn’t do that either), but skeleton comes on and NOPE CHANGING THE CHANNEL NOW.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)

I was going to do one of those vague “don’t click here” links with this, but you know what, no, I’m not going to do that to you.

I am just going to tell you straight up to not fucking click here because the link leads to an article about A SHEEP WITH A HUMAN FACE

And as if it’s not bad enough that the sheep has a human(ish) face, IT’S FUCKING SMILING

In conclusion: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH

AAAH


Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)

It occurs to me that my initial reaction to pretty much everything on This Is Why You’re Fat boils down to “man, I love all those things, just not all in the same dish”

Case in point: this pancake nightmare.

Exception: this jelloburger, which has no readily apparent redeeming qualities. I just don’t trust opaque Jello.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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