chaobell: (entei: dude wtf)

The Houston Area Ghostbusters may be passing on a zombie walk that’s set to go on next weekend.

The one we just did this past weekend was fun. Zombies, upon discovering a Subway on the corner they were stopped at waiting for the police escort to wave them through, flailed against the windows and groaned “SUBWAY! EAT FLESH! EAT FLESH!!” much to the amusement of the patrons therein. Zombies lurched in the general direction of cars and pedestrians and nobody got hurt or angry or offended.

The one next weekend has rules that make me wonder if there is some variant of zombie somewhere that politely shambles in a straight line with its eyes forward and hands at its sides, groaning softly so as not to disturb any surrounding living people.

Oh, and it also bans all weapons including “imaginary invisible ones.” I am not even making that up. ThinkGeek is doing some kind of Random Crap giveaway today and there was a blank on the entry form for a stupid question one might have; I linked to these rules and asked them if they thought I could get away with keeping my imaginary invisible gun holstered or if I should just leave it in my imaginary invisible car.

…yeah, I’m totally drawing a Polite Zombie right now. BRRRAAAAAAAINS plz. … …THAAAAAANK YYYRRRRRGH. … …NAAAAAAAPKRN plz. *dab dab*

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

Oh God D:

Jun. 10th, 2011 12:13 pm
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I can only guess that this was made to be shown to children at the dentist’s office.

THIS IS WHY PEOPLE ARE AFRAID OF THE DENTIST, FOR FUCK’S SAKE

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: (screw this land!)

Dear Gov. Goodhair,

Matthew 6:5-6

xoxo
Me

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: (entei: dude wtf)

“I love your comics! I’m such a huge fan that I’m going to break into your website, DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING, and then demand that you give me a job before I fix it! Aren’t you glad a nice person like me broke into your website and DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING before someone who wasn’t as nice as I am did?”

Cree. Py.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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Seriously, I’m pretty sure if you look up “douchenozzle” in the dictionary, you will see a picture of Sen. Saxby Chambliss (R-GA).

As someone who once served in the military that this distinguished gentleman seems to have made it his life’s mission to fuck over, please understand my inability to articulate just how much his cowardice and outright unabashed contempt for men and women in uniform pisses me off.

Mr. Chambliss, on behalf of myself and every man and woman who has ever served in this country’s armed forces, fuck your knee and fuck you.

CHAOBELL FOR SENATE: WILL KICK SEN. CHAMBLISS IN THE JUNK FOR YOU.

(okay, I swear I’m putting the Internet down and going back to work now)

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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I guess PETA figured “fuck it, nobody takes us seriously anymore anyway (gosh, we can’t imagine why), might as well pull out all the batshit stops.”

And although I’m going to give them some of the benefit of the doubt and say that probably wasn’t the message they meant to send, the implied “cows > women” is just …um, no. You do not win the ten-day cruise or the year’s supply of Cheez-Its, but we do have this lovely parting gift of a clue and a hot cup of STFU for you. Thanks for playing.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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A group of people who want to bring back the days when women stayed home and had babies and, if not married, were afraid to have sex ever have not one goddamned iota of business crying “OMG SEXIST” when someone says something is like “putting lipstick on a pig.”

No, you great bloody hypocrites. No. Absolutely fucking well no. That is not okay. You do not get to do that. You do not get to treat women the way you have and then go BAWWW over “lipstick on a pig.” HE DIDN’T EVEN CALL PALIN THE DAMN PIG, DID YOU FUCKERS EVEN LISTEN TO THE SPEECH OR DID YOU JUST PICK AND CHOOSE THE BITS THAT–wait, these are Republicans we’re talking about. They don’t see anything wrong with picking and choosing bits of the Bible that back up their stupid shit and ignoring the rest, why wouldn’t they do the same to their opponent’s speeches? Silly question.

Dear Ike: I would like to make you a business proposition. I will sacrifice one young goat of your choosing if you will leave us alone here and follow the McCain campaign around for a few months. No fatalities, no major property damage, just keep it down to a mild tropical storm and rain on his speeches and blow stuff around and annoy the hell out of him. That’d be awesome. Please e-mail if this is acceptable to you. Or wrap a note around a tree branch and blow it onto my patio if e-mail isn’t good for you.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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So I guess they figured “Well, we’ve pissed pretty much everyone in the US off, now we’ve pissed pretty much everyone in Canada off, who are we missing… O RITE!

In a spectacular display of ignorance, PETA talking head Lindsay Rajt offers this gem:

“We think that Mexicans and other immigrants should be warned if they cross into the U.S. they are putting their health at risk by leaving behind a healthier, staple diet of corn tortillas, beans, rice, fruits and vegetables.”

Yeah, this would be the point where my jaw hit the floor.

Good grief, lady, while you’re at it you might as well take out full-page ads in New Orleans telling black people to stop eating fried chicken and stick with the watermelon and collard greens.

I have called PETA a lot of unkind things in the past, but not “racist shitheads.” Until now, anyway. Ugh. UGH.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

WTF.

Aug. 14th, 2008 09:41 am
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Apparently, the La Marque fire marshal–yes, fire marshal–can arrest you for saying “fuck” in public now. Maybe I would be a little more understanding of this if the F-bomber had been berating the staff at the Wal-Mart where this happened when she said it, but no, she was talking to her mother and commenting on the fact that there were no fucking batteries at said Wal-Mart.

Which was when Fire Marshal Bill arrested her. Yeah, apparently he can do that.

I understand that it’s kind of a good idea to watch your mouth in public, but this is ridiculous. Or, if you will indulge me for a moment: fucking ridiculous.

I am so tempted to channel Spider Jerusalem and send Fire Marshal Bill a letter that’s nothing but the word “fuck” typed eight thousand times.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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In case it isn’t already completely obvious, this is a scam.

Apparently this douche has also been spamming other communities with this.

If you give him/her/it your info, you deserve what’s going to happen after. Protip: it won’t be millions of NP and rares. Well, not for you, anyway.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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Fuck along, now.OMG IT SOUNDS LIKE DRUGS

Seriously. Seriously now, Kim. Sensationalist journalism and FUD FTL.

I love my binaural shit, I play it under whatever music I’m listening to while I’m writing or arting or whatever. But as far as it actually reproducing the effects of various drugs…

HELLO, ARE YOU STUPID, IT IS NOTHING BUT NOISE.

Amusing passage from the readme from a set of these files I found:

“And as for the equivalence with drugs, no. I still cant believe what idiot would fall for this shit. They could very likely have psychological effects, look up http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binaural_beats, but to say that these wave patterns have the same effect as these substances is ludicrous.”

And as far as I’ve seen, this is the truth.

tl;dr: RESEARCH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU DO IT

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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Okay, PETA? What made you think that this was even remotely okay?

I have no words. Okay, I have words, but most of them start with the letter “F.”

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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I am looking at you, two people who stood at their U-scan while a line seven people deep was waiting to check out, you whose U-scan-using procedure went something like this:

  1. Scan one item
  2. Tell lengthy anecdote about relative to companion
  3. Put item in bag
  4. Listen to lengthy anecdote told by companion in response to your lengthy anecdote
  5. Scan another item
  6. Repeat steps 2 through 4 several times
  7. Look up and notice “15 items or less” sign
  8. Look at your basket of approximately 10000000000000 items
  9. Giggle, go “Oops!” and laugh at people behind you
  10. Repeat steps 1-4 until done or world ends or mob of people waiting for you to get the hell off the U-scan rises up and runs you out of the store on a rail, whichever comes first

One of the other three U-scans was taken up by a person who kept disputing every single price on every single item she scanned. Another U-scan kept going “OMG PROBLEM, PLZ WAIT FOR EMPLOYEE LOL” at its poor user every time she scanned an item (I don’t blame the poor lady for this one).

Those first two? They were still there after I had scanned my armful of items, paid for them, unzipped my reusable-shopping-bags-what-fold-and-zip-into-wee-squares, and stuffed all my shit into them.

Yeah, I’m finally on the reusable shopping bag train. Not so much out of OMG LUV 4 TEH EARTH as for practical reasons (grocery loads don’t always fit in my backpack, especially if I’m hauling the laptop that day, and reusable bags hold up a lot better when dangling from my handlebars). I have a few canvas ones, but I hadn’t used them much. Hauling them around and pausing to remove them from my backpack was kind of a pain.

So yesterday I went to Target, because they have some neat snacks and things the normal grocery store does not, and I realized halfway there that I had forgotten to roll up my big canvas shopping backpack and bungee-cord it to my package carrier. Crap. Oh well, I thought, I’d just buy a cheap tote bag or backpack or something if it came to that.

Well, right inside the door, there were reusable shopping bags. $1 each. The traditional kind, and these neat fold-and-zip ones. I just about swooned. Oh, convenient fold-and-zip reusable shopping bags, where have you been all my life?

I got a handful of them. Now they stay in the little side pockets on my backpack, so I can whip them right out and unzip them and shove shit in them as needed. Several of them could also easily be stuffed into my purse.

I also went to the Toys R’ Us next door to the Target and found this.

This was exactly what I didn’t know I wanted. In a nutshell: it is a cookbook that deals with using silicone cupcake cups to cook things. All kinds of things. From cupcakes to eggs to little mini-lasagnas to rice to quiche. Yes, it’s sold as a kids’ book, but how perfect is that for us bento-packers? So I decided I might like to try making some scalloped potatoes in a cup. Slightly different recipe from the book, but same general procedure.

Well, I got organic half-n-half and ham and cheddar and asiago and garlic. Notice what is not on that list. >_<

Oh well. I didn’t need to make them for lunch tomorrow, as I still have half of the chicken lo mein I got today in the fridge. I am going to bake up some pasta, though. Or maybe make a ham-n-cheese noodle bake or something. nom.

Finally, there is a tiny update over in 100 Candles-land: a new splash and a new preview.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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