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Apr. 1st, 2011 04:49 pm
chaobell: (wtf?)

So being newly addicted to Zumba I was bopping around Amazon looking at the various DVDs and... well, take a look at this cap (click to embiggen) and guess where I went like this.

Go on, guess. And yes, I clicked  "no" with relish when asked if I found that review helpful, and also reported the shit out of it.

protip: saying "I'm not a racist but I hate them illegalz and I boycott Mexican restaurants and I'm glad there are white people in a workout video" is a lot like saying "I'm not a duck but I have a bill and feathers and webbed feet and I swim and I live in a park and eat bread crumbs."

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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So, guys!

Anyone here on Facebook? Any of you play Hammerfall?

You should probably be aware that it contains a whole hell of a lot of stolen artwork.

The creator claims all the artwork in question is either under a CC license, or he asked permission to use it.

Yeah, except, uh… not.

So now that he knows people are onto him, he’s locked down the Photobucket account where people have found the pilfered artwork to make it harder for people to find pilfered artwork, and now he’s changing filenames around to evade complaints.

So if you are a fantasy-type artist on dA, you might want to check the list and make sure he’s not stealing your shit.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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You know those squealing yaoi fangirls who wiggle and pee all over themselves when they read a fic or see some art with two willowy hairless girly boys holding hands, but curl up in a little dry-heaving ball and go EWW EWW EWW GROSS GROSS GROSS when they encounter real gay people?

This is their final boss form.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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Prop. 8 supporters, before the election: Oh no, we’re not going to mess with existing marriages, they can stay married, it’s cool.

After the election: Ahahahah no j/k, screw you, we’re going to scream and cry like two-year-olds until all your marriages get annulled.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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Seriously, I’m pretty sure if you look up “douchenozzle” in the dictionary, you will see a picture of Sen. Saxby Chambliss (R-GA).

As someone who once served in the military that this distinguished gentleman seems to have made it his life’s mission to fuck over, please understand my inability to articulate just how much his cowardice and outright unabashed contempt for men and women in uniform pisses me off.

Mr. Chambliss, on behalf of myself and every man and woman who has ever served in this country’s armed forces, fuck your knee and fuck you.

CHAOBELL FOR SENATE: WILL KICK SEN. CHAMBLISS IN THE JUNK FOR YOU.

(okay, I swear I’m putting the Internet down and going back to work now)

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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“Gay marriage doesn’t produce anything that the state has an interest in. Gay sex produces AIDS.”

I wish I could say I can’t believe there are actually people who believe shit like this. The sad thing is, I can.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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I just had a telemarketer who claimed to be “verifying our listing” with the “yellow pages” get mad and hang up on me.

After I grunted “yes” to all of her questions and then told me she was about to transfer me to another department that would make me grunt “yes” to the same questions, I asked her why she needed me to stay on the line to verify the information she’d just asked me yet again. I told her she really didn’t need me to verify, again, information she already had and I had other things I needed to be doing.

She got all butthurt, accused me of wasting her time, and hung up on me.

NO U.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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So I guess they figured “Well, we’ve pissed pretty much everyone in the US off, now we’ve pissed pretty much everyone in Canada off, who are we missing… O RITE!

In a spectacular display of ignorance, PETA talking head Lindsay Rajt offers this gem:

“We think that Mexicans and other immigrants should be warned if they cross into the U.S. they are putting their health at risk by leaving behind a healthier, staple diet of corn tortillas, beans, rice, fruits and vegetables.”

Yeah, this would be the point where my jaw hit the floor.

Good grief, lady, while you’re at it you might as well take out full-page ads in New Orleans telling black people to stop eating fried chicken and stick with the watermelon and collard greens.

I have called PETA a lot of unkind things in the past, but not “racist shitheads.” Until now, anyway. Ugh. UGH.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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In case it isn’t already completely obvious, this is a scam.

Apparently this douche has also been spamming other communities with this.

If you give him/her/it your info, you deserve what’s going to happen after. Protip: it won’t be millions of NP and rares. Well, not for you, anyway.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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