chaobell: (this is just complete horseshit)

So now, I guess women shouldn’t fly at That Time Of The Month because apparently,  a pad is just one more place a bomb could be hiding.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (aaaaaaa)

TSA screeners: BAWWWWW STOP BEING MEAN TO US WE’RE JUST DOING OUR JOBS AND FURTHERMORE YOU SHOULD BE THANKING US FOR TREATING YOU LIKE A CRIMINAL THE SECOND YOU WALK INTO AN AIRPORT, BAWWWWW

So… I guess this one was just ~*doing his job*~ when he kidnapped a woman from an airport parking lot, took her home, and raped her?

And those of you who might feel like going “but safety” and “well ~*I*~ don’t mind the naked scanner/gropey patdown”: no1curr that you don’t mind strangers touching you or looking at your naked body.

You are not everyone. Some people have valid fucking reasons to not want strangers touching or looking at their bodies, up to and including “I simply don’t want strangers touching or looking at my body.”

Personally, if my choices are “allow a stranger at a remote location to look at a slightly blurry full-length naked picture of me on equipment that despite all the TSA’s handwaving certainly DOES allow images to be saved and transferred” or “allow a stranger to grab my breasts and crotch in front of God and everyone,” I’m never flying again.

And no, I give not a single fuck if the gropey screener is also female. There is a very short list of people who are allowed to touch certain parts of my body, and she is not on it. There is likewise a very short list of people who are allowed to see what my body looks like without clothing over it, and the dude at the console is not on it.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: (this is just complete horseshit)

are you seriously fucking serious

seriously

You’ll have to excuse me, after spending the last couple months raising money and otherwise doing things to help the Alzheimer’s Association and Texas Childrens’ Hospital and PFLAG and UNICEF I am just a tad miffed to see some overprivileged assholes begging for $25K that could and should go to someone who is actually going to do something that fucking helps people with it because they don’t want to pay out of their own pockets for their fucking Potter fanfic archive.

BRB, voting for ten proposals that aren’t FA.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: (this is just complete horseshit)

Cut for tl;dr, snark, rage, inexcusably cheap shots,  and John Cornyn.

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Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: (this is just complete horseshit)

There is little that pisses me off more than “women shouldn’t serve in direct combat roles because it’s too hard for weak, delicate little females to handle those dangerous jobs that’s a ~*~man’s job~*~” bullshit. Misogyny coated with a thin candy shell of “but think of the poor women!” It’s like the world’s worst M&M.

You know what does piss me off more than that? Seeing a woman say it.*

With all due respect, ma’am: fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

*And yes, there is hella internalized misogyny here with a side of homophobia. I dare you to read all of these articles without seeing red even once. I tried to read them all for you, though I didn’t do so in order, and this was the third one I hit and also the point where I said “FUCK THIS,” closed the tab, and went to look at the video of bunnies in paper cups again.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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So, guys!

Anyone here on Facebook? Any of you play Hammerfall?

You should probably be aware that it contains a whole hell of a lot of stolen artwork.

The creator claims all the artwork in question is either under a CC license, or he asked permission to use it.

Yeah, except, uh… not.

So now that he knows people are onto him, he’s locked down the Photobucket account where people have found the pilfered artwork to make it harder for people to find pilfered artwork, and now he’s changing filenames around to evade complaints.

So if you are a fantasy-type artist on dA, you might want to check the list and make sure he’s not stealing your shit.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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Dear Person Who Sullies My Given Name:

Don’t you have a state of your own to govern?

Why don’t you stick to that instead of telling us Texans who you think should be our governor?

SD, STFU, & MYOFB.

No love,

A Sarah who cringes every time your name floats across the news

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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Prop. 8 supporters, before the election: Oh no, we’re not going to mess with existing marriages, they can stay married, it’s cool.

After the election: Ahahahah no j/k, screw you, we’re going to scream and cry like two-year-olds until all your marriages get annulled.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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Seriously, I’m pretty sure if you look up “douchenozzle” in the dictionary, you will see a picture of Sen. Saxby Chambliss (R-GA).

As someone who once served in the military that this distinguished gentleman seems to have made it his life’s mission to fuck over, please understand my inability to articulate just how much his cowardice and outright unabashed contempt for men and women in uniform pisses me off.

Mr. Chambliss, on behalf of myself and every man and woman who has ever served in this country’s armed forces, fuck your knee and fuck you.

CHAOBELL FOR SENATE: WILL KICK SEN. CHAMBLISS IN THE JUNK FOR YOU.

(okay, I swear I’m putting the Internet down and going back to work now)

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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“Gay marriage doesn’t produce anything that the state has an interest in. Gay sex produces AIDS.”

I wish I could say I can’t believe there are actually people who believe shit like this. The sad thing is, I can.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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1. Dear California, Arizona, Florida, and especially you, Arkansas: screw you.  ESPECIALLY you, Arkansas. It’s bad enough that we just had three more states write “gay people are less than human” into law. Your big fuck-you to them dern queers goes even further. You would rather leave kids floating around in foster care than place them with gay parents. Well, fuck you too.

2. If you seriously, seriously think black voters are so ignorant that they could only possibly have voted for Obama because he’s black? And you further have the balls to call them racist? It’s a free country and you’re entitled to your opinion, but don’t be surprised when people start going “um, NO U” or asking you if you need a minute to figure out why saying that makes you stupid.

Door to my blog/LJ is to your left, please don’t let it hit you in the ass on your way out.

And 3. Please repeat after me: this is not the Second Coming. I am overjoyed that we’re about to have a President who doesn’t think someone is less than human because they’re not straight, white, male, rich, and/or Christian and whose foreign policy will probably not amount to “Bomb the ones with oil, ignore the ones that don’t,” but I’m not an idiot. I’m very pleased, but I’m not sitting here thinking everything is going to instantly be awesome first thing tomorrow morning.

I still think we should organize a road trip to leave all of W’s crap on the White House lawn, and I think people who are going OMG WE WILL ALL HAVE TO GET SECOND JOBS AND PAY OVER NINE THOUSAND!!! PERCENT MORE IN TAXES need to take a fucking chill pill. But no. This is not the Messiah you’re looking for. He is a guy with some good ideas who I hope will do us a lot of good.

And now, back to your regularly scheduled happy dancing. \o\ /o/ \o\ /o/ \o/

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. Please leave any comments there.

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So a month after Manager Cousin and I applied for our disaster unemployment money seeing as how we were out of work for a week after Ike and lost a paycheck, after TWC has sent us both letters saying “yes, we will pay you,” after multiple jackasses at TWC have told me, MC, and Aunt Boss “yes, you will be paid” multiple times…

WE’RE NOT FUCKING GETTING PAID.

That’s right. Long story short: we don’t qualify for the federal disaster unemployment money because Aunt Boss pays all the taxes and shit she is supposed to pay. We DO qualify for state unemployment money, but guess what those fuckers do with the first week’s payment! Go on, guess!

If you said “they hold it until you have requested payment for three weeks such that if you were only out of work for one or two weeks you will never actually be paid,” GO GET YOURSELF A COOKIE. You’ll have to pay for it yourself, though. OH BUT THEY WILL LET ME APPEAL THAT IF I AM WILLING TO FILL OUT A WHOLE SHITLOAD MORE PAPERWORK yeah um no.

No, I’m not that broke, I’m not hurting for money right now, and thank FSM I had an extra bill-free week last month and sat on that money so I could pay my rent and phone bill just in case something like this happened and you know what, there are people who need that money worse than I do, but son of a bitch, if you say you’re going to pay me, then is it unreasonable to assume you’re going to put a check in my mailbox, which is kind of what the dictionary definition of the word “pay” implies?

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF.

is it can be beer tiem nao plees

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

Oh.

Sep. 11th, 2008 10:09 am
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Right. It’s September 11, isn’t it.

Forgive me for not reflecting on 9/11, but I have more important things to worry about today.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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It is a special storm that can completely ruin my weekend before it even comes close to making landfall.

Also, let the price gouging begin. ffs.

Happy Labor Day weekend, folks.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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Yes, Houston area motorists, it is time for your periodic reminder that a) there are people on the road who do not have engines and b) the law gives them every bit as much right to be there as you.

Cut because, uh, this is going to get kind of long and bitchy.

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Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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