chaobell: (science!)

That’s because it’s printed on special paper the lab boys cooked up that makes you read whatever’s printed on it in my voice. It’s working like a charm for me but hell, I read everything in my voice anyway. So if you’re reading this in Elmer Fudd’s voice or something, you might want to flag down a test associate and let ‘em know because that’s not supposed to happen.

Oh and just a heads-up—the lab boys just told me the special paper that makes you read everything in my voice might have a few side effects. So if you’re reading something printed on it and you experience a sudden awareness of your tongue taking up space in your mouth or you realize you haven’t blinked or swallowed in a while, whatever you do, DO NOT YAWN. We don’t know what’ll happen, but it probably won’t be a weekend in the Bahamas with a drink that has a little paper umbrella in it if you know what I mean.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

So random

May. 30th, 2011 11:27 am
chaobell: (look at your man)

Pinkie Pie will bake you a very special lemon cupcake if you are her friend.

It has a candle on top. Light it and run.

(Yes, I bought a pony at the con, shut up)

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

hey lady

Apr. 28th, 2011 09:59 pm
chaobell: (science!)

I had to make something.

Cut for pic and extremely minor Portal 2 spoiler.

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Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: (look at your man)

A more non-spoilery question: show of hands, who had way too much fun splattering gratuitous amounts of conversion gel everywhere?

How about that one part where you fire it into a ventilation intake and watch a fan spray it all over creation–how many of you kept a straight face?

Finally… how many of you took screencaps for later use as “I came” macros?

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: (look at your man)

Cut for spoilers; if you have not seen propulsion gel come nae further.

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Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: (look at your man)

Portal 2 spoilers ahoy. If you have not encountered repulsion gel, come nae further.

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Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: (look at your man)

…sooooo basically, Aperture is generating auxiliary power to reboot GLaDOS with 500,000 of these.

Yeah, that… that sounds about right. Love ya, Valve. XD

(bought it, downloaded it Saturday oh my God 11GB in one day holy shit fuck I love you real Internet connection, just waiting for Valve to flip whatever magic “release” switch they have. also if you are one of the nine lucky bastards–er, Active Test Subjects playing right now, I seethe with envy)

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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