chaobell: (this is just complete horseshit)

So now, I guess women shouldn’t fly at That Time Of The Month because apparently,  a pad is just one more place a bomb could be hiding.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa (aaaaaaa)

TSA screeners: BAWWWWW STOP BEING MEAN TO US WE’RE JUST DOING OUR JOBS AND FURTHERMORE YOU SHOULD BE THANKING US FOR TREATING YOU LIKE A CRIMINAL THE SECOND YOU WALK INTO AN AIRPORT, BAWWWWW

So… I guess this one was just ~*doing his job*~ when he kidnapped a woman from an airport parking lot, took her home, and raped her?

And those of you who might feel like going “but safety” and “well ~*I*~ don’t mind the naked scanner/gropey patdown”: no1curr that you don’t mind strangers touching you or looking at your naked body.

You are not everyone. Some people have valid fucking reasons to not want strangers touching or looking at their bodies, up to and including “I simply don’t want strangers touching or looking at my body.”

Personally, if my choices are “allow a stranger at a remote location to look at a slightly blurry full-length naked picture of me on equipment that despite all the TSA’s handwaving certainly DOES allow images to be saved and transferred” or “allow a stranger to grab my breasts and crotch in front of God and everyone,” I’m never flying again.

And no, I give not a single fuck if the gropey screener is also female. There is a very short list of people who are allowed to touch certain parts of my body, and she is not on it. There is likewise a very short list of people who are allowed to see what my body looks like without clothing over it, and the dude at the console is not on it.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: (this is just complete horseshit)

are you seriously fucking serious

seriously

You’ll have to excuse me, after spending the last couple months raising money and otherwise doing things to help the Alzheimer’s Association and Texas Childrens’ Hospital and PFLAG and UNICEF I am just a tad miffed to see some overprivileged assholes begging for $25K that could and should go to someone who is actually going to do something that fucking helps people with it because they don’t want to pay out of their own pockets for their fucking Potter fanfic archive.

BRB, voting for ten proposals that aren’t FA.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: (99 problems)

(near verbatim repeat of comment on the rage_free post about this bullshit)

Us Ghostbusters spent today hanging out with sick kids at Texas Children’s Hospital. A little boy came up to get his picture taken with us and his mom gently prompted him to tell us his good news, which was that his bone marrow had started working again and I know at least two of us (myself included) almost lost it right there. That was the first child we talked to.

And now I come home and see this. How the fucking fuckety fuck can a grown-ass person do this to a dying child? I don’t get it. The boat left and I was not on the boat. I don’t have the capacity to understand this. I can’t even. I just don’t.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

PSA

Nov. 6th, 2009 12:06 pm
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To anyone who might be thinking about making some sort of smug, self-righteous “see, I told you so” post and holding up what happened at Fort Hood yesterday as an example, whether you’re thinking about posting to the effect of “see, I told you Muslins are all evul” or “see, I told you we should abolish the military,” or anything else you may have told us, or if you have already made such a post:

This is not about you and it is not about your pet cause and how fucking dare you try to make it such.

And that’s all I got to say about that.

It should probably go without saying that anyone who decides to bring their “but I told you so…” bullshit into comments here will be banhammered into a fine red paste.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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Someone go push the “reset” button on this week, please.

No, seriously.

(warning: both links likely to induce recursive rageface)

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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…because if you don’t you will go pick up a Buick with your bare hands and bash your own head in with it.

Antiabortion activists have called [Susan G. Komen for the Cure] a “menace to women,” Bader reports, which, obviously, is like calling basil a menace to linguine. Their beef: Advocates for women with breast cancer don’t warn women about “the abortion/breast cancer connection.” Which, of course, is because there is no such thing.

I knew bullshit like this was going on–it’s the reason why I wouldn’t go to Curves if they paid me–but wow.

It just amazes me that people who would rather see women die of breast cancer than be able to go to Planned Parenthood for a screening can still have the balls to, in all seriousness,  call themselves “pro-life.”

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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“In the end, this is going to be a powerful, heartwarming story–one that you’re going to be really impressed with.” [from the video]

Yeah, that sounds really nice… until you find out who said it. And what he said it about.

If you would rather not click, and I wouldn’t blame you a bit for that, let’s just say his particular part of this story is about as far from “heartwarming” as the laws of physics allow.

Jesus wept.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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Don’t click here unless you have a fifth of hard liquor, a padded surface to bang your head against, and something to pummel that has no central nervous system and won’t press charges. All of which I wish I’d had handy before I clicked on it myself.

Also one of my favorite dogs (Sarge) died today so if anyone’s making a beer run to Mars or something anytime soon, please just let me ride along and then drop me off there. Thanks.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

*rageface*

Aug. 3rd, 2009 12:34 pm
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Triathlete killed during a race in a hit-n-run by a drunk driver; way too many commenters still think it was the victim’s fault and them dern bicyclers need to GTFO their roads.

why do I read comments on articles like this

why

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)

So let me ask you something:

Why is it that women who have no boobs or small boobs can just walk into any retailer that even has a half-ass lingerie department and scoop up an armload of sports bras, many of which are probably $20 or less and do their jobs very well, but those of us who actually need them can barely find any that fit and support worth a shit for less than $50 and usually have to search high and low to find the damn things in the first place?

[cut for ranting about boobs, feel free to skip]

Read the rest of this entry » )

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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Oh FUCK YOU, HPD.

At least when Channel 2 started poking around, the hospital went “OH SHI-” and dropped it this time, but GAAAAAH RAGE that this is even happening at all.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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Please shut the fuck up.

No, really.

Shut. The. Fuck. UP.

This? This kind of irresponsible batshit crazytalk coming out of the mouth of our governor (also out of the mouths of people like john Cornyn and whats-er-name, Ms. “BAWWW AZN NAMES R HARD” )? This is why the rest of the country thinks we’re all uneducated trailer-dwelling NASCAR-watching assault-weapon-owning cousin-porking Bible-thumping racist sexist homophobic redneck trash, and I for one am sick and fucking tired of it.

And as much as I would love to move to a state where I won’t have to go “ugh God I swear we are not all like this” a couple times a week because some idiot in a position of power has said or done something stupid, I kind of can’t afford to.

So if you want to nod and smile at the batshit crazy secessionists, fine. You and they can go find yourselves an island somewhere, move to it, cut yourself off from civilization (and civilized funds, of course), and stop making the rest of us look as stupid as you are.

In conclusion, Mr. Hair, please watch this. And then please go round up Cornyn and whats-er-face and the rest of your idiot friends and get the fuck out of my state.

No love,
Me

Dear, dear rest of the country:

The “durr hurr stoopid Texas ppl” jokes stopped being funny a long time ago. I see why you make them, but that doesn’t make them any more funny or any less ignorant.

Thanks much,
Me

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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WTF are you doing?

No, seriously, what the actual fuck are you doing?

A glitch? Really? That’s a pretty selective fuckin’ glitch there, doodz.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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Texas lawmaker suggests Asian-Americans change their names to something “easier for Americans to deal with.” BUT IT’S TOTES NOT ABOUT RACE OMG.

Bitch, shut the fuck up and get your racist ass the fuck out of my state.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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“There is no reason an adult should have this game,” says Andy Anderson, Mid-Missouri Internet Crimes Task Force.

Anderson says adults playing “animal crossing” and similar games are likely doing it for the wrong reasons.

I have nothing to add except fuck you very much, sirs.

[ETA: Oh hey, I have an address if anyone would like to explain a few simple facts to these idiots: curtisv@KMIZ.com]

[ETA2: Also, here's where you can complain directly to the "reporter" responsible for this pile of alarmist crap, and here's where you can complain to Det. "Durr Hurr Gamerz R Pedoz" Anderson's department!]

[Son Of ETA:

courtesy of silversolitaire@lj

between this and paulnolan@lj’s Pedotom, I can’t stop laughing now]

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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