Fun with chaobell.net search requests!
why are there no hot dog carts in hermann park houston
There used to be! Mmm, street meat. I guess the same health department bullshit that keeps knocking good taco trucks off the road has hit the hot dog carts.
hamilton beach single serve blender hard to open
Did you try a hammer? This might void your warranty, though.
frozen bananas origin
The vast Antarctic banana plantations. Also your freezer.
do you see my fuckin face
No, actually, I don’t.
fuzzy worms with horms
As opposed to fuzzy worms with horns, I guess.
fire on my boobs
Stop, drop, and roll.
every woman i have ever met has rejected me
Let me guess: you’re a Nice Guy.
huge things in assholes
…and that would be our segue to the more NSFW requests from Ding Ding!