chaobell: (wtf?)

Stupid enough to steal a fully-decorated art car, apparently.

And okay, as art cars go that one was kind of subdued but seriously, what kind of idiot walks into a parking lot, passes up a whole bunch of perfectly nondescript cars, and goes “WOOHOO I’M GONNA STEAL THIS ONE THAT IS EASILY IDENTIFIABLE BECAUSE OF ALL THE STUFF ALL OVER IT, IT IS PROBABLY SAFE TO SAY EVERYONE NEARBY KNOWS WHOSE CAR IT IS AND ON TOP OF THAT THE ART CAR COMMUNITY IN HOUSTON AND EVERYONE WHO ENJOYS THE ART CAR PARADE WILL BE WATCHING OUT FOR THIS CAR WHEN WORD GETS OUT THAT IT HAS BEEN STOLEN, I CANNOT SEE HOW THIS CUNNING PLAN COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG :D”

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)

“Gay marriage doesn’t produce anything that the state has an interest in. Gay sex produces AIDS.”

I wish I could say I can’t believe there are actually people who believe shit like this. The sad thing is, I can.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)

I just had a telemarketer who claimed to be “verifying our listing” with the “yellow pages” get mad and hang up on me.

After I grunted “yes” to all of her questions and then told me she was about to transfer me to another department that would make me grunt “yes” to the same questions, I asked her why she needed me to stay on the line to verify the information she’d just asked me yet again. I told her she really didn’t need me to verify, again, information she already had and I had other things I needed to be doing.

She got all butthurt, accused me of wasting her time, and hung up on me.

NO U.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)

In case it isn’t already completely obvious, this is a scam.

Apparently this douche has also been spamming other communities with this.

If you give him/her/it your info, you deserve what’s going to happen after. Protip: it won’t be millions of NP and rares. Well, not for you, anyway.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)

Fuck along, now.OMG IT SOUNDS LIKE DRUGS

Seriously. Seriously now, Kim. Sensationalist journalism and FUD FTL.

I love my binaural shit, I play it under whatever music I’m listening to while I’m writing or arting or whatever. But as far as it actually reproducing the effects of various drugs…

HELLO, ARE YOU STUPID, IT IS NOTHING BUT NOISE.

Amusing passage from the readme from a set of these files I found:

“And as for the equivalence with drugs, no. I still cant believe what idiot would fall for this shit. They could very likely have psychological effects, look up http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binaural_beats, but to say that these wave patterns have the same effect as these substances is ludicrous.”

And as far as I’ve seen, this is the truth.

tl;dr: RESEARCH, MOTHERFUCKER, DO YOU DO IT

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

OKAY PEOPLE

Aug. 4th, 2008 07:29 pm
chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)

PUT THAT CASE OF BOTTLED WATER DOWN FOR A MINUTE AND LISTEN UP.

Most of you charming folks I ran into at the grocery store today have lived here for some time. Your whole lives, some of you. And a couple of months ago, “hay guys, hurricane season’s here, you might wanna keep some bottled water and shit around just in case, ‘kay?” was all over the news.

So why is it, that when I am at the store with one bag of cat food and one bottle of Sprite, I have to fight my way past a bottled-water-assimilating clot of rude people in the middle of the aisle and then, then wait in line behind twenty of you fuckers with carts full of water and crackers and powdered milk and Vienna weenies because you think an approaching tropical storm that at last estimate was not even supposed to gain enough XP to level up to “hurricane” lifts the “15 items or less” limit on the express lane?

As the old bumper sticker says, “lack of preparation on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part.” Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful already in possession of ample bottled water and non-perishable food and not tripping balls over a wee tropical storm that’s projected to be at the weak end of the “tropical storm” scale when it hits.

Seriously. SERIOUSLY. Have any of you even looked at a satellite image today? Do you notice how this tropical storm has been kind of scraping the coast? Do you remember how Rita did that and ended up burning itself down from a category 5 to a category 3 before it hit? Yes, I know, anything can happen, but the chances of this storm up and going OH HAI, I’M IN UR GULF, BECOMIN CAT 5 HURRICANE LOL before it hits are astronomically fucking slim. We are not going to die. If Carla, Alicia, Allison, and Rita didn’t kill us, I’m pretty sure this little guy won’t either.

Please go drink a beer or smoke a doobie or boink the spouse or whatever the hell it is you do to settle down.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)

Yes, Houston area motorists, it is time for your periodic reminder that a) there are people on the road who do not have engines and b) the law gives them every bit as much right to be there as you.

Cut because, uh, this is going to get kind of long and bitchy.

Read the rest of this entry » )

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (dubya)
So, as promised and after the shot or two of vanilla vodka necessary to handle this thing without my brain exploding from the sheer condescension and stupidity, the letter.

Dear Ms. [Chaobell]:

Thank you for sharing your concerns with the Office of the Governor.

Please note that Governor Perry has asked no one to leave this state. He said those seeking a gay marriage may find other states more receptive than Texas, but whether to leave Texas to pursue such an arrangement would be their choice. The governor's comment was in direct response to a reporter's question. The question asked pertained specifically to gay war veterans returning home and what they might think of a state not allowing them to marry.

The governor will welcome back to Texas any veteran who has served this nation with distinction.

Governor Perry respects the viewpoints of others, but he also believes that the vast majority of Texans agree with him that marriage is a sacred union between a man and a woman.

Sincerely,
Dede Keith
Administration and Constituent Services
Office of the Governor


That's right. This is better than "His Majesty signed in his own rubber stamp." Didn't even have the balls to put his own name on the form letter, the spineless bastard.
chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)
As much as I've bitched about DeviantArt lately, I have to say that a few of their admins are A-OK.

[Edit: Here's where she got the Dragon Holidays. Googling "Rulokieskador" turns up one match: RPGWorlds. CASE CLOSED, YER HONOR]
chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (omg wth are you doing)
I DUN NO JAPANEEZE BUT CAN NE1 HELP ME RITE KANJI CUZ IM MAKEING A TEEN TITANS DOUJINSHI & ITS IN MANGA FORMAT SO IT NEEDS 2 B IN JAPAEEEZE!!!111!1

AAUGH

[Edit: From one of her comments on her DA page... "A boy at school paid me a dollar for a Roben& Starfire pic and he already requested a Raven&Slade one for another dollar." MY EYEEEEES]

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