chaobell: (wtf?)

Stupid enough to steal a fully-decorated art car, apparently.

And okay, as art cars go that one was kind of subdued but seriously, what kind of idiot walks into a parking lot, passes up a whole bunch of perfectly nondescript cars, and goes “WOOHOO I’M GONNA STEAL THIS ONE THAT IS EASILY IDENTIFIABLE BECAUSE OF ALL THE STUFF ALL OVER IT, IT IS PROBABLY SAFE TO SAY EVERYONE NEARBY KNOWS WHOSE CAR IT IS AND ON TOP OF THAT THE ART CAR COMMUNITY IN HOUSTON AND EVERYONE WHO ENJOYS THE ART CAR PARADE WILL BE WATCHING OUT FOR THIS CAR WHEN WORD GETS OUT THAT IT HAS BEEN STOLEN, I CANNOT SEE HOW THIS CUNNING PLAN COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG :D”

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: (fuck)

Or, why I do not have my U-verse hardware and thus have no Internets at home

(cut for pix)

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Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: (fizzgig)

I got rid of a bunch of junk over the weekend, including a stack of ancient game magazines. I had to keep this one to scan and show you, though…

Apparently, either DeeJay is eleven feet tall or Cammy is a halfling. That might actually explain where the fuck her midsection went, though.

Not even going to start on the faces because oh dear God.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

O_o

Dec. 12th, 2010 12:05 am
chaobell: (wtf?)

Subject line of spam received today:

Big penis like a girl

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: (entei: dude wtf)

“I love your comics! I’m such a huge fan that I’m going to break into your website, DELETE FUCKING EVERYTHING, and then demand that you give me a job before I fix it! Aren’t you glad a nice person like me broke into your website and DELETED FUCKING EVERYTHING before someone who wasn’t as nice as I am did?”

Cree. Py.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: (entei: dude wtf)

A comment about A Clockwork Orange (the book), spotted on the Intarwebs:

I suppose books like this were done in lieu of home video, so people who’d seen the movie could enjoy the story and images and remember it. Coupled with the soundtrack album and a little imagination, the movie could be re-created in your mind.

*cry*

(spoiler: the book came first)

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: (this is just complete horseshit)

are you seriously fucking serious

seriously

You’ll have to excuse me, after spending the last couple months raising money and otherwise doing things to help the Alzheimer’s Association and Texas Childrens’ Hospital and PFLAG and UNICEF I am just a tad miffed to see some overprivileged assholes begging for $25K that could and should go to someone who is actually going to do something that fucking helps people with it because they don’t want to pay out of their own pockets for their fucking Potter fanfic archive.

BRB, voting for ten proposals that aren’t FA.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: (entei: dude wtf)

I have seen Evangelion.

I know what LCL is.

I don’t want to eat it.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)

I was just across the street buying a beverage, and on the way to the cash register I noticed a toy.

It appeared to be some sort of Transformers knock-off, and emblazoned across the front of the package were the words:

ANIMISM DEFENDER

And I just about laughed myself sick right there in the store.

I would have bought it if I’d taken my whole wallet with me. If it’s still there next time I need a Coke, I’m buying it.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

*popcorn*

May. 13th, 2010 10:26 am
chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)

Dear Intarweb Boyfriend,

My job description as Intarweb Landlady and forum admin does not include explaining goatse to your friends. YOU do it.

xoxo
Me

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

*vom*

Dec. 16th, 2009 03:46 pm
chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)

How NOT to impress ladies, Lessons One through Four.

I. I don’t. I can’t even. Eww. Eww.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

Ew.

Oct. 14th, 2009 10:09 pm
chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)

No, seriously. If there is anyone reading this who thinks this is what an ideal woman should look like, please leave. No, seriously, get the fuck out.

THAT DOES NOT EVEN LOOK PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE FOR FUCK’S SAKE.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)

Fun with chaobell.net search requests!

why are there no hot dog carts in hermann park houston

There used to be! Mmm, street meat. I guess the same health department bullshit that keeps knocking good taco trucks off the road has hit the hot dog carts.

hamilton beach single serve blender hard to open

Did you try a hammer? This might void your warranty, though.

frozen bananas origin

The vast Antarctic banana plantations. Also your freezer.

do you see my fuckin face

No, actually, I don’t.

fuzzy worms with horms

As opposed to fuzzy worms with horns, I guess.

fire on my boobs

Stop, drop, and roll.

every woman i have ever met has rejected me

Let me guess: you’re a Nice Guy.

huge things in assholes

…and that would be our segue to the more NSFW requests from Ding Ding!

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Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)

Fushing feeves stole a piece from an artist at DragonCon. If you know anything about this, please let the gentleman know.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)

“In the end, this is going to be a powerful, heartwarming story–one that you’re going to be really impressed with.” [from the video]

Yeah, that sounds really nice… until you find out who said it. And what he said it about.

If you would rather not click, and I wouldn’t blame you a bit for that, let’s just say his particular part of this story is about as far from “heartwarming” as the laws of physics allow.

Jesus wept.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

PSA

Aug. 25th, 2009 08:30 pm
chaobell: Pyro taking a walk, firing flamethrower into the air just because. (Default)

SHOW US YOUR PENIS

If your name is not Spider Jerusalem, you do not get to do this.

I’m just sayin’.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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