Winter sport I would not try for any amount of money:

Skeleton.

Clearly, screaming through an unyielding icy tube at 8000000000 MPH on a sled the size of a sardine can with sharp blades on the bottom of it with your entire unprotected body like three inches away from said unyielding icy tube and sharp blades and doing this feet-first isn’t batshit crazy enough for some people. YEAH LET’S DO IT HEAD-FIRST WOO. yeah how about no.

I can’t even watch it. I’m fine with bobsled, I’m okay with watching luge (though I probably wouldn’t do that either), but skeleton comes on and NOPE CHANGING THE CHANNEL NOW.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

*headdesk*

Dear local tae kwon do school:

Oh hell no you did not make a website whose index page consists almost entirely of a big-ass still of the Morpheus-vs.-Neo dojo scene in The Matrix.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.