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Mom (eyeing seven stalks of celery sitting on cutting board): What can I do with this? There's celery in the stuffing. There's celery in the gravy. There's celery with squirt cheese in it. What can we put this in?
Me: Stick it up the turkey's butt!
Mom: Already did that. He's got celery sticking out both ends.
Me: *grabs can of squirt cheese*
Mom: Good idea!
We then make the celery disappear in our own special way.
Mom (eyeing seven stalks of celery sitting on cutting board): What can I do with this? There's celery in the stuffing. There's celery in the gravy. There's celery with squirt cheese in it. What can we put this in?
Me: Stick it up the turkey's butt!
Mom: Already did that. He's got celery sticking out both ends.
Me: *grabs can of squirt cheese*
Mom: Good idea!
We then make the celery disappear in our own special way.