How to make dinner

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1. Go to store
2. See packages of two little skewers with four bite-size chunks of bacon-wrapped beef tenderloin impaled on each skewer: $4
3. Decide that gyudon sounds tasty tomorrow and these little chunks would be awesome for that

Next day:

1. See that rice cooker pot still needs soaked and washed
2. Decide cooking rice the old-fashioned way sounds like too much trouble
3. Decide to use noodles instead
4. Grab a package of somen noodles
5. Make gyudon
6. Throw handful of somen noodles in
7. Make faces at somen noodles, wish you had gotten soba or udon instead
8. Pick out delicious onions and meat chunks, scrape lump of somen noodles off into trash

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