the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

blows dust off old DW

Mon, 27 Aug 2018 18:28:34 GMT

Hey so if anyone's still reading this old thing, I'm over here now.

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Christmas Art

Wed, 28 Nov 2012 03:25:19 GMT

So since my IRL friends don’t come here, I can wave this around without the recipient seeing it.

This is for one of my fellow Ghostbusters who is always schlepping my ass around town for events. He is also a Power Rangers cosplayer and working on a Blue Ranger outfit but spent part of Austin Comic-Con wearing a slightly more… casual version. Like so:

Now I just have to go print it out on a non-crap printer and stuff it in a frame.

oh baby jegus I love SAI so much I will never do lineart in Illustrator again oh my god.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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Plastic Satan Wears a Cardigan

Sat, 10 Nov 2012 04:46:59 GMT

It started when someone posted this picture of creepy-ass child mannequins on tumblr:

And I saw this post, and I said “oh fuck I have to draw them.”

And so I did.

Hmm. That’s… that’s not quite right. Let me just–

wait that’s closer but

Ah, there we go.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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I’ll just leave this here.

Wed, 31 Oct 2012 00:05:35 GMT

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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om nom nom nom

Wed, 05 Sep 2012 03:34:52 GMT

Straight up Photoshop; pills and cake in background courtesy of kind folks on sxc.hu.

I know everyone and their dog has drawn Charlotte already and I do not give a single fuck.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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PSA

Mon, 20 Aug 2012 21:22:07 GMT

If you have not yet seen Puella Magi Madoka Magica, I would strongly recommend that you do. It is 12 episodes long and on the free side of Hulu.

However, although you could mainline the whole series in one sitting I would just as strongly recommend you not do that.

(little cut where the spoilers go)

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Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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welp, someone had to do it

Thu, 28 Jun 2012 01:28:43 GMT

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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“Mrrear?” “Mmmph! ♥”

Wed, 27 Jun 2012 03:05:29 GMT

OH GOOD I FINISHED THIS BEFORE “MEET THE PYRO” DROPPED, GO ME.

So I’ve been playing a shitload of Mario Kart 7 lately and ever since I unlocked Shy Guy and heard all his little Shy Guy noises, I knew he and the Pyro would be BFFs.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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A modest proposal

Fri, 08 Jun 2012 02:50:00 GMT

Friend: Before I had my coffee I was thinking "hey, if Donkey Kong is in Mario Kart, why can't Pikachu be?" ...then I remembered DK is part of the Mario universe. -_-;

Me: Hang on, you might be on to something... Super Smash Bros. Kart. THINK ABOUT IT.

Friend: ....MOTHER OF GOD :O

Yes, do think about this.

We decided that in addition to the normal Mario Kart powerups, each character should also have some special ability of their own but might require the player to have collected a certain number of coins to use. Like, Link can shoot swords if he's full up on coins, like he does in most of the games when he's full up on hearts. Bub and Bob shoot bubbles that slow down or temporarily trap other players. Samus's morph ball works kinda like a Bullet Bill. Ness and Lucas PK people off the road.

And Solid Snake's unlockable kart would, of course, simply be an overturned cardboard box scooting along the track.

DO THIS SHIT, NINTENDO

MAKE IT HAPEN

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Who let Kermit into the vodka?

Thu, 17 May 2012 03:27:08 GMT

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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Cave Johnson here! You are now reading this in my voice.

Mon, 14 May 2012 17:41:44 GMT

That’s because it’s printed on special paper the lab boys cooked up that makes you read whatever’s printed on it in my voice. It’s working like a charm for me but hell, I read everything in my voice anyway. So if you’re reading this in Elmer Fudd’s voice or something, you might want to flag down a test associate and let ‘em know because that’s not supposed to happen.

Oh and just a heads-up—the lab boys just told me the special paper that makes you read everything in my voice might have a few side effects. So if you’re reading something printed on it and you experience a sudden awareness of your tongue taking up space in your mouth or you realize you haven’t blinked or swallowed in a while, whatever you do, DO NOT YAWN. We don’t know what’ll happen, but it probably won’t be a weekend in the Bahamas with a drink that has a little paper umbrella in it if you know what I mean.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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My Pokeman, let me draw you it

Tue, 20 Mar 2012 03:53:44 GMT

A Pokedex entry generator described this to me, so I drew it.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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Meet the Democat

Sun, 18 Mar 2012 01:07:28 GMT

This is Shorty’s nephew Cyclops, who just came home to live with us this week.

Yes, he really is a one-eyed cat. And yes, there is a good chance that every picture I ever post of him is going to have an eyepatch and a hat photoshopped onto it.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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Re: current events that make me wonder if I fell into the fucking Wayback Machine

Sat, 17 Mar 2012 01:59:06 GMT

And the first dudebro who comes up in here all “well I’m pro-choice but” or “I think women should be able to get birth control through their insurance but” or “well it’s awful that women are being called sluts and stuff for standing up for themselves but” or says any other god damn thing that starts off decent and then gets a but something tacked on it gets banned. I give approximately less than or equal to zero fucks about your but. Vent that shit on your own blog/journal all you want. Stay the fuck out of my house with it.

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fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

Tue, 13 Mar 2012 01:58:38 GMT

So I'm on a deleting/upgrading spree due to hax, and I was deleting some shit I didn't use, and I kind of missed and accidentally killed the 100 Candles site.

Yeah.

I'll try to put it back. If I can't, I'll do it over and fuck using WordPress, I'll just do it the old-fashioned way.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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TF2 Tegaki E/TeMini Dump

Tue, 06 Mar 2012 04:56:15 GMT

Here, have some silly little doodles. (cut fer pix)

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Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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Some nifty exercises for artists

Thu, 01 Mar 2012 22:07:24 GMT

I usually can’t be arsed to spread things I find on tumblr outside of tumblr, but this was so damn cool I kinda have to.

The “dissections” exercise is particularly satisfying in a weird and kind of disgusting way I can’t quite describe without breaking out the “Me Gusta” face. You’re basically drawing blobs, putting contour lines on them… and turning them into borderline blob guro.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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MY PRAYERS, THEY ARE ANSWERED

Fri, 24 Feb 2012 04:41:39 GMT

Remember back when I first got my 3DS and said it really really really needed a Fatal Frame game like right now?

I WILL SETTLE FOR APRIL 13 OH MY GOD THIS IS WONDERFUL :’)

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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Fri, 17 Feb 2012 04:55:08 GMT

So I just plugged the TF2 comm... as the Scout.

Yep.

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Groose, you asshole

Thu, 09 Feb 2012 18:09:46 GMT

Via Tumblr people, cut for gifs and mild Skyward Sword spoiler.

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Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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are we done with “single people are abnormal” month yet

Wed, 08 Feb 2012 22:08:29 GMT

Seriously, is it the 15th yet? I’m sick of having to flail my way through 5000000 dangling ribbons attached to free-roaming pink heart balloons at the grocery store. I’m not even exaggerating. You just about need a god damn machete.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

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Wed, 08 Feb 2012 17:58:01 GMT

THE Livejournal TO Dreamwidth ^(FANDOM) FRIENDING MEME!

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Wed, 08 Feb 2012 03:56:46 GMT

Whoops, I missed! That post was supposed to go in teamfortress2 what I just created because there seemed to be no such thing on DW yet.

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LJarchive, y u no like comments anymore

Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:35:53 GMT

Sooooo I just made meadowmines so I can import meadowmines and its comments because LJArchive craps out trying to save the comments, and I have some fics with 100+ lovely comments I don't want to lose when I delete my LJs next week.

Yeah, I have finally run out of fucks to give about that place.

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Wed, 01 Feb 2012 17:54:59 GMT

*le importing posts from LJ to DW*

Ah, it's in the queue. Cool.

*goes to chaobell.net blog dashboard, starts importing entries from LJ*

*later*

*le peeking at DW archive*

Oh hey, it's started importing.

*looks at June 2001 entries*

...why do they have the blog crosspost footer on them? ... ... ...OH DEAR GOD NO *runs to blog dashboard, turns off crossposting because it is importing shit AND THEN CROSSPOSTING IT HERE FFFFFF NO WONDER IT WAS SHITTING ITSELF AND FALLING DOWN THE STAIRS*

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the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

*blows dust off old DW*

Christmas Art

Plastic Satan Wears a Cardigan

I’ll just leave this here.

om nom nom nom

PSA

welp, someone had to do it

“Mrrear?” “Mmmph! ♥”

A modest proposal

Who let Kermit into the vodka?

Cave Johnson here! You are now reading this in my voice.

My Pokeman, let me draw you it

Meet the Democat

Re: current events that make me wonder if I fell into the fucking Wayback Machine

fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

TF2 Tegaki E/TeMini Dump

Some nifty exercises for artists

MY PRAYERS, THEY ARE ANSWERED

Groose, you asshole

are we done with “single people are abnormal” month yet

LJarchive, y u no like comments anymore

blows dust off old DW