Warning: Creepy Doll

[chaobell]

So as we were unpacking and sorting stuff to go in my church’s garage sale, we came upon this doll. Matted, ratty hair. Missing an eye, and the eye you didn’t notice until you sat the doll up so her eyes opened and AAAH EMPTY EYE SOCKET. One of the guys managed to fix her hair a little and put it up in a ponytail, and that was better….

And then I came back from sorting some baby clothes or something and found a couple of them doing something with a bottle of glue. “We fixed her eye! :D” they said.

Uh-oh.

Yes, they’d raided the kids’ craft supplies, found a wiggle eye, and glued it into the empty eye socket.

This made it even worse. As you can see.

Mirrored from Fire of Unknown Origin.

Comments

[kuhfeldt]

XD Horrifying! Yeah! Oh my sides hurt..

[dr_memory]

AAAAAAAAAAAA! KILL IT WITH FIRE!

[dodecahedron]

YAAAAAHHHHH! Reminds me of Christopher Lloyd at the end of Roger Rabbit.

Maybe this needs to be a piratical doll with an eyepatch.

[chaobell]

The origial plan was actually to make her an eyepatch, but the guys either couldn't find any suitable material or found the wiggle eye first, I'm not sure which.

[takhisis]

*laughs so hard she has to run to the bathroom*

Oh ye Gods, I really kind of want it for myself now. That's twistedly awesome. XD

[kuhfeldt]

I am glad I am not the only one who found it amusing.

[chaobell]

If she doesn't end up getting adopted as the unofficial YRUU mascot like some of the guys who gave her the eye transplant were semi-seriously talking about doing, I just might have to buy her. I wish I'd gotten a "before" picture of her hair, though. We're talking Medusa here.