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Oh dear.
American Life butthurt over use of word “choice” in Krispy Kreme promo.
I, uh…. yeah, I got nothin’
Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.
I do believe someone has been served
Westboro Baptist Church: WE’RE GOING TO PROTEST AT THE FUNERAL OF A MURDER VICTIM IN CANADA YAY WOO
Canada: O RLY?
WBC: WTF
Canada: LOL B&.
I love you, Canada. ♥
man now I have half a mind to doodle Canada-tan pointing at a bunch of “God hates fags” sign-toters and going “GTFO” at them.
Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.
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Pat's at it again
I guess it was only a matter of time before Pat said God smote Ariel Sharon.
According to The Associated Press, Robertson spokeswoman Angell Watts said of people who criticized the comments: "What they're basically saying is, 'How dare Pat Robertson quote the Bible?'"
Bad news, Pat... that crazy shit you might be scribbling in the margins of your KJV in crayon doesn't count as part of the Bible.
Is it just me, or would it be really damn entertaining to pick up Pat Robertson and Jack Thompson, feed them a lot of meth and read them Molly Ivins books until they're good and pissed off, plop them both down in Thunderdome, and start taking bets?
TWO NUTCASE ENTER. ONE NUTCASE LEAVE.
[Edit: Here's what Pat's spokescreature has to say.]
According to The Associated Press, Robertson spokeswoman Angell Watts said of people who criticized the comments: "What they're basically saying is, 'How dare Pat Robertson quote the Bible?'"
Bad news, Pat... that crazy shit you might be scribbling in the margins of your KJV in crayon doesn't count as part of the Bible.
Is it just me, or would it be really damn entertaining to pick up Pat Robertson and Jack Thompson, feed them a lot of meth and read them Molly Ivins books until they're good and pissed off, plop them both down in Thunderdome, and start taking bets?
TWO NUTCASE ENTER. ONE NUTCASE LEAVE.
[Edit: Here's what Pat's spokescreature has to say.]
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Mattel accidentally puts "I don't know" instead of "I don't want to say" on the "are you a boy or a girl?" question in a survey on their website. Concerned Women for America totally FLIP THEIR SHIT and accuse Mattel of promoting "bisexual gender confusion," whatever the fuck that's supposed to mean, to kids.
Right now, these psycho bitches are making PETA look sane. It's actually kind of sad, you know--the lengths some people will go to for attention.
Right now, these psycho bitches are making PETA look sane. It's actually kind of sad, you know--the lengths some people will go to for attention.
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Remember the crazy lady that took out a restraining order on Dave Letterman?
SHE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING NUTS.
SHE IS REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING NUTS.
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This Just In: Jack Thompson Continues To Be A Total Fucking Nutter
Just when you think he can't possibly do anything more batshit insane,, he goes and buys stock in Take Two so he can worm his way into shareholder meetings and be an ass.
My favorite bit:
At one point, JT refers to Microsoft's Flight Simulator as a training simulator for the 9/11 terrorists: "What's next, Paul, a game in which players can practice flying commercial jetliners into the World Trade Towers? Oh, I forgot. Microsoft already did that."
My favorite bit:
At one point, JT refers to Microsoft's Flight Simulator as a training simulator for the 9/11 terrorists: "What's next, Paul, a game in which players can practice flying commercial jetliners into the World Trade Towers? Oh, I forgot. Microsoft already did that."
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And now, the news.
Breaking news: PETA is fucking crazy.
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Jacko: Still batshit insane
While previously he stated that he had withdrawn, details have now come out that the judge actually pulled his temporary license to practice law in Alabama. The reason for all this? Thompson's behavior. Jack responds by calling the judge a stinky meaniehead. Well, no, he doesn't really, but he might as well have.
[Edit: Bonus Jack insanity: WAH WAH WAH PPL R SAYIN BAD STUFF ABOUT MY BOOK ON AMAZON MAKE THEM STOP OR I'MMA SUE!!11!!]
[Son of edit: And one more! Jack gets in pissing contest with 14-year-old, loses. ^_^]
[Edit: Bonus Jack insanity: WAH WAH WAH PPL R SAYIN BAD STUFF ABOUT MY BOOK ON AMAZON MAKE THEM STOP OR I'MMA SUE!!11!!]
[Son of edit: And one more! Jack gets in pissing contest with 14-year-old, loses. ^_^]
In lighter news...
I DUN NO JAPANEEZE BUT CAN NE1 HELP ME RITE KANJI CUZ IM MAKEING A TEEN TITANS DOUJINSHI & ITS IN MANGA FORMAT SO IT NEEDS 2 B IN JAPAEEEZE!!!111!1
AAUGH
[Edit: From one of her comments on her DA page... "A boy at school paid me a dollar for a Roben& Starfire pic and he already requested a Raven&Slade one for another dollar." MY EYEEEEES]
AAUGH
[Edit: From one of her comments on her DA page... "A boy at school paid me a dollar for a Roben& Starfire pic and he already requested a Raven&Slade one for another dollar." MY EYEEEEES]