the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

Just when you think he can't possibly do anything more batshit insane,, he goes and buys stock in Take Two so he can worm his way into shareholder meetings and be an ass.

My favorite bit:

At one point, JT refers to Microsoft's Flight Simulator as a training simulator for the 9/11 terrorists: "What's next, Paul, a game in which players can practice flying commercial jetliners into the World Trade Towers? Oh, I forgot. Microsoft already did that."

"Imagine you're sitting on this dark roadway, you have a hysterical woman beside you, and the devil jumps on your hood," Portaro said.

Also, unrelated to this post, I have a proposition.

What our little crazy friend Jack T. needs is a good Googlebombing. From now on, whenever I use the phrase "batshit insane" here, it will link to Wikipedia's entry on Our Buddy Jack. Like so.

Who's with me?