Random thoughts on the X movie.
1. Subaru snuffing it in the first--what, five? ten? minutes told me pretty much right off the bat that all the Dragons of Heaven had "DEAD DEAD DEAD" written all over them.
2. Kamui, honey, you're not a vampire. Lose the cape. Thanks.
3. Someone forgot to warn Kamui and Fuuma about the brown acid.
4. Kanoe really is a ho. And Edea wants her dress and her spray glue back.
5. Whit disagrees with me on this, but I say whoever picked Sorata's seiyuu for the movie was on $3 crack. I'm just spoiled on his voice in the series, I guess.
6. Today's safety tip: when it starts raining razor blades, GO INSIDE. Don't just stand there and gawk up at it.
7. If you hate Kotori, you'll love this movie.
8. Who else wanted to tap Fuuma on the shoulder and yell "Hey, dumbass, your sister is being eaten right behind you! Stop staring at Kamui's ass and turn around!"?
9. Kamui, sweetie, don't play with severed heads. That's unsanitary.
10. Karen? Honey? MOVE.
11. The sword popping out of Arashi's hand is a lot ickier in the movie. Eeew.
12. Fuuma, you asshole.
13. Someone didn't warn Kusanagi about the dangers of steroids.
14. Hint: When one of the Dragons of Heaven starts getting some character development, that means he/she is about to die.
15. I have half a mind to make a drinking game for this movie. "Ore wa Kamui da!" = 1 drink.
1. Subaru snuffing it in the first--what, five? ten? minutes told me pretty much right off the bat that all the Dragons of Heaven had "DEAD DEAD DEAD" written all over them.
2. Kamui, honey, you're not a vampire. Lose the cape. Thanks.
3. Someone forgot to warn Kamui and Fuuma about the brown acid.
4. Kanoe really is a ho. And Edea wants her dress and her spray glue back.
5. Whit disagrees with me on this, but I say whoever picked Sorata's seiyuu for the movie was on $3 crack. I'm just spoiled on his voice in the series, I guess.
6. Today's safety tip: when it starts raining razor blades, GO INSIDE. Don't just stand there and gawk up at it.
7. If you hate Kotori, you'll love this movie.
8. Who else wanted to tap Fuuma on the shoulder and yell "Hey, dumbass, your sister is being eaten right behind you! Stop staring at Kamui's ass and turn around!"?
9. Kamui, sweetie, don't play with severed heads. That's unsanitary.
10. Karen? Honey? MOVE.
11. The sword popping out of Arashi's hand is a lot ickier in the movie. Eeew.
12. Fuuma, you asshole.
13. Someone didn't warn Kusanagi about the dangers of steroids.
14. Hint: When one of the Dragons of Heaven starts getting some character development, that means he/she is about to die.
15. I have half a mind to make a drinking game for this movie. "Ore wa Kamui da!" = 1 drink.