the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

I love this game.

From the Houston Press's review of We ♥ Katamari:

"You and a friend must simultaneously push one Katamari by moving your joysticks in the same direction at the same time. Ever had an argument over which exit to take in a car going 65 miles per hour? Now imagine that with two steering wheels."

I still don't have this game, but this bit made me burst into hysterical laughter. The whole review is a most entertaining read.

YOU BE THE JUDGE