GOOD EVENING, NATION

HOW THE HELL ARE YA, FOLKS? I’M AWESOME. I SPENT ALL DAY WITH NPR IN MY EAR AND A HUGE GRIN ON MY FACE, THANKS.

I mentioned to Aunt Boss today that Dick Cheney looked exactly like Mr. Potter from It’s a Wonderful Life in his little wheelchair. I thought she was going to die laughing.

…you know, I think this may be the year I finally break down and get cable. I’ve been avoiding it for a couple of reasons–first, because I don’t like TV as background noise, I only have it on when I want to watch something specific, and there’s no sense paying for cable if I’m only going to watch a couple of shows on it. And second, my only option is Comcast, because the apartments won’t let us have dishes and AT&T still hasn’t gotten UVerse in this ‘hood–which kind of makes me go “eeh” because Comcast has some shitty fucking service, as my parents could tell you.

But man, it would be nice to watch my fake news at home as it airs and not have to wait until the next day and watch it over the Internets at work.

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