I will not eat them on the grass; Sam-I-Am, please kiss my ass.

This week’s Shooper Tuesday challenge: World’s Worst Children’s Book.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

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You know those squealing yaoi fangirls who wiggle and pee all over themselves when they read a fic or see some art with two willowy hairless girly boys holding hands, but curl up in a little dry-heaving ball and go EWW EWW EWW GROSS GROSS GROSS when they encounter real gay people?

This is their final boss form.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.