Signs that you are a grownup, #981927

You are way, way too excited to receive a new microwave for Christmas.

…in my defense, the one I had was something the ex dragged in one day, some colossal piece of mid-’80s crap that took up the entire bit of counter on which it sat, and the new one is small and cute and has a turntable and leaves room on the counter for my cutting board and my blender and my toaster and things which are not the fucking microwave.

I am also way, way too thrilled that Kroger has both Baconnaise and Bacon Salt, and snapped up one of each. BACON SALT FOR MY POPCORN. WHICH I AM COOKING IN MY BRAND NEW MICROWAVE.

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