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Aug. 25th, 2005 12:18 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chaobellGive 'em hell, Lance.
I mean, really. Am I to understand that there is no possibility whatsoever that a drug test on seven-year-old frozen urine could produce a false positive? What about the other four (or more)riders whose seven-year-old peesicles yielded positive results? The ones who apparently weren't important enough for you fuckers to call by name?
Remember, folks: these are the same bastards that wanted to cut out some of the mountain stages in the Tour, for one reason and one reason only: Lance was really good at them. God fucking forbid y'all, like, actually train or anything, just alter the course to make it easier for you. Woo.
Just so you know? If you'd done that? Lance would still have kicked all y'all's asses.
So they're crying about how this American guy is better than their guys and accusing him of cheating when they know damn well he didn't. It's ridiculous. Can they really not accept the simple fact that yes, Lance is King Bad Ass, and yes, that is all him?
And hello, it's a goddamn moot point anyway because he is RETIRED. Do you understand that word, Tour People? It means you can stop bitching now, because he will not be there to kick your ass all over the French countryside anymore.
LANCE > ALL Y'ALL. HE IS SUPERMAN. YOU ARE NOT. SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND DEAL WITH IT.
I mean, really. Am I to understand that there is no possibility whatsoever that a drug test on seven-year-old frozen urine could produce a false positive? What about the other four (or more)riders whose seven-year-old peesicles yielded positive results? The ones who apparently weren't important enough for you fuckers to call by name?
Remember, folks: these are the same bastards that wanted to cut out some of the mountain stages in the Tour, for one reason and one reason only: Lance was really good at them. God fucking forbid y'all, like, actually train or anything, just alter the course to make it easier for you. Woo.
Just so you know? If you'd done that? Lance would still have kicked all y'all's asses.
So they're crying about how this American guy is better than their guys and accusing him of cheating when they know damn well he didn't. It's ridiculous. Can they really not accept the simple fact that yes, Lance is King Bad Ass, and yes, that is all him?
And hello, it's a goddamn moot point anyway because he is RETIRED. Do you understand that word, Tour People? It means you can stop bitching now, because he will not be there to kick your ass all over the French countryside anymore.
LANCE > ALL Y'ALL. HE IS SUPERMAN. YOU ARE NOT. SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND DEAL WITH IT.
