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chaobellSoulpuppetry Mad Libs.
By the time I got to Beast blurting out "Fuckin' A!" (or, more appropriately, "F.U.C.K.I.N.G.A.!.") I was on the floor.
One day, Sarah decided to soulpuppet, having been
encouraged in this endeavor by the dorky mistress of
soulpuppetry, Mooncalf. So Sarah grabbed a Bowman
puppet and a Yuki puppet, and shoved her hands right
up their slender asses.
Bowman blurted out, Holy shit!!
Yuki blurted out, Dwah!!
After a moment of thought, Sarah decided to make
Bowman and Yuki bite, and had them do so very,
VERY tenderly. Being relatively new to the painful art of
soulpuppetry, Sarah then looked around for inspiration.
her eyes landed on a cat by her feet, and so Sarah had
Bowman pick it up and nibble Yuki with it a shitload
times.
Suddenly, Mooncalf popped into the room and decided
to liven things up. Grabbing a Beast puppet, she shoved
her hand so far up the poor thing's ass that its liver
relocated to the top of its little felt skull.
Beast blurted out, Fuckin' A!!
Mooncalf: Oh, shut up! I'm Master, I can do what I
want!
Mooncalf walked over to Sarah and said, 'Now what
you really need to spice things up is a pillow!' Pulling one
out of her nostril, Mooncalf dipped it in a handy jar of
Astroglide and then proceeded to have Beast lick the
two puppets that Sarah was holding, all the while
screwing like a mailman.
Feeling rather giggly by Mooncalf, Sarah decided that
her time was better spent fencing, and left the puppets
with Mooncalf, who spent many hours playing messily
with them, cackling all the while like a deranged lemur.
By the time I got to Beast blurting out "Fuckin' A!" (or, more appropriately, "F.U.C.K.I.N.G.A.!.") I was on the floor.
One day, Sarah decided to soulpuppet, having been
encouraged in this endeavor by the dorky mistress of
soulpuppetry, Mooncalf. So Sarah grabbed a Bowman
puppet and a Yuki puppet, and shoved her hands right
up their slender asses.
Bowman blurted out, Holy shit!!
Yuki blurted out, Dwah!!
After a moment of thought, Sarah decided to make
Bowman and Yuki bite, and had them do so very,
VERY tenderly. Being relatively new to the painful art of
soulpuppetry, Sarah then looked around for inspiration.
her eyes landed on a cat by her feet, and so Sarah had
Bowman pick it up and nibble Yuki with it a shitload
times.
Suddenly, Mooncalf popped into the room and decided
to liven things up. Grabbing a Beast puppet, she shoved
her hand so far up the poor thing's ass that its liver
relocated to the top of its little felt skull.
Beast blurted out, Fuckin' A!!
Mooncalf: Oh, shut up! I'm Master, I can do what I
want!
Mooncalf walked over to Sarah and said, 'Now what
you really need to spice things up is a pillow!' Pulling one
out of her nostril, Mooncalf dipped it in a handy jar of
Astroglide and then proceeded to have Beast lick the
two puppets that Sarah was holding, all the while
screwing like a mailman.
Feeling rather giggly by Mooncalf, Sarah decided that
her time was better spent fencing, and left the puppets
with Mooncalf, who spent many hours playing messily
with them, cackling all the while like a deranged lemur.
