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This morning, I woke up to this melodious sound:

honkhonk HONK hooooonk HONKHONKHONK!! honk honk hooooooonkhonkhonkhonkHONKHONK honk honk HOOOOOONK honk! honk! honkhonkhonkHONK! HOOOOOONK honkhonk HONK hooooonk HONKHONKHONK!! honk honk hooooooonkhonkhonkhonkHONKHONK honk honk HOOOOOONK honk! honk! honkhonkhonkHONK! HOOOOOONK honkhonk HONK hooooonk HONKHONKHONK!! honk honk hooooooonkhonkhonkhonkHONKHONK honk honk HOOOOOONK honk! honk! honkhonkhonkHONK! HOOOOOONK ad nauseam.

The honker kept it up for a solid ten minutes. At least.

The world will never know how close I came to leaning out the bedroom window and pegging the honker's windshield with the contents of the cat box.

*pet cgiHELL*

rAnd0M WoRd hEll reaches out a scaly hand and grabs Bowman/Ern smut!
A sudden roar sounds from the depths of rAnd0M WoRd hEll as it expells Yaoi!!! .