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Quantum hard drives are now supported by.......

MAXTOR.

This does not bode well.

Note to Self:

Dear Sarah,

Do not ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever leave your keys at work again, you dipshit.

On the plus side, you got your fat ass some extra exercise hauling ass back to get them.

xoxo
Sarah

P.S. Your legs would like to have a few words with you about this as well, and they probably will when they are able to move again.

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I really hate people whose posts look like this.

USE YOUR FUCKING SPACE BAR. And your shift key.

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DAMMIT!

Oh, people will be getting these for Xmas. In fact, I intend to make myself a few of them.

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And now, a word about veggieburgers.

Most veggieburgers do this thing, this "Look! I'm meat! Really! I look like meat! I taste like meat! I'm meat, I swear!" thing. But even though some of them do an impressive job of looking like meat, they sure as hell don't taste like it.

There just aren't enough of the ones that accept the fact that they are not now, nor will they ever be, meat.

I salute you, tomato-n-basil pizza burgers. They don't even try to taste like meat. Instead, they are full of mushrooms and sun-dried tomatoes and spices and mozzarella and mmm.

ARR UMM NUM NUM