the egg is now in a nest made of shitty swords and soft puppet ass

Fun with chaobell.net search requests!

why are there no hot dog carts in hermann park houston

There used to be! Mmm, street meat. I guess the same health department bullshit that keeps knocking good taco trucks off the road has hit the hot dog carts.

hamilton beach single serve blender hard to open

Did you try a hammer? This might void your warranty, though.

frozen bananas origin

The vast Antarctic banana plantations. Also your freezer.

do you see my fuckin face

No, actually, I don’t.

fuzzy worms with horms

As opposed to fuzzy worms with horns, I guess.

fire on my boobs

Stop, drop, and roll.

every woman i have ever met has rejected me

Let me guess: you’re a Nice Guy.

huge things in assholes

…and that would be our segue to the more NSFW requests from Ding Ding!

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I added a new article to the “You’re Doing It Wrong” section on Ding Ding. This one talks about bendy peens, Goodyear Bewbs, and and other stupid morph tricks.

[WARNING: ABSOLUTELY NOT SAFE FOR WORK]

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

This week’s mission: WORLD’S WORST RESTAURANT

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.