OH BITCH NO YOU DID NOT SAY THAT.

Fort Worth Star-Telegram columnist Bud Kennedy reported on June 7, 2005 that when Perry was asked what he would say to gay war veterans who come home from Iraq to learn they’ve lost all hope of being able to get married, the governor was quoted as saying, “Texans made a decision about marriage and if there’s a state that has more lenient views than Texas, then maybe that’s a better place for them to live.”

Translation: "Yeah, sure, thanks for serving, whatever. Now get the fuck out, homos."

Me? I'd love to move out of this bass-ackwards fucking state, but that requires, like, money and stuff. Which, thanks to you boning the economy up the bazoo, I don't have.