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guess who just mishandled the cat feeder and dumped about 2/3 of a 5-pound payload of cat food all over the freshly mopped and still damp kitchen floor

go on, guess

the worst housekeeper ever is going to bed now

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.

Further adventures of the world’s worst housekeeper

So I took today off to clean house and take care of some other errands related to most excellent plans for the long weekend. Now I’m eating some lunch before I go attack the living room.

I discovered a little while ago that a bottle of bleach leaked on the carpet. Why I had a bottle of bleach sitting on the carpet at all, I don’t even know. It’s just a small spot that could be covered up easily by–I don’t know, a shoe or something, fortunately, but there is a very bright bald spot on the floor.

But the kitchen and bathroom are clean. The living room just needs a dust-straighten-and-vacuum. The bedroom looks like a bomb went off in it, but most of the debris is stuff that can be shoved into the closet.

Also, apparently Pringles now makes a Pretz doppelganger. I have a box of the pizza kind. Om nom nom.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.