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chaobellHuman Virus Scanner
The virus that have infected you will be show here along
with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon (101%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux (115%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn
to love it.
USA (100%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood (120%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can
identify the source of every ingredient, not the point
of manufacture.
Sci-fi (250%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Free BSD (115%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at
the zoo.
Gaming (100%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go
out and do something with your life.
Religion (170%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the
Dilbert guy)
8-Bit (110%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not
enough.
Japan (130%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not
make a good last line of defence for Earth.
UNIX (105%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a
nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has
come a long way lately.
Discordia (190%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on
a friday.
Windows (100%)
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a
smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics (145%)
Stop caring!
Hippyism (143%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and
patchouli smells like cat piss.
Computer Games (160%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air.
You should see a doctor about the RSI in your
thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory (158%)
Face it, the elected government is in control.
Actually that's quite scary.
Ultima (200%)
If you find one tell us.
Environmentalism (103%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff
than to recycle.
Macintosh (100%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Brand Names (95%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to
CD's they don't crackle.
The virus that have infected you will be show here along
with thier cures, if known.
Viruses you suffer from:
Pokemon (101%)
Pikachu! Use your hyper-electric-get-a-life move now!
Linux (115%)
Install the latest version of Microsoft Windows. Learn
to love it.
USA (100%)
Rule, Britannia! Britannia rule the waves! [repeat]
Junkfood (120%)
Eat some real food. Something which you can
identify the source of every ingredient, not the point
of manufacture.
Sci-fi (250%)
Stop wearing the stick-on ears.
Free BSD (115%)
The GPL isn't that bad really. Adopt a penguin at
the zoo.
Gaming (100%)
Life is not a game. Roll 3D6. On a 4 or more go
out and do something with your life.
Religion (170%)
Read "God's Debris" by Scott Adams (yes, the
Dilbert guy)
8-Bit (110%)
Polygons, all the polygons you can get are not
enough.
Japan (130%)
Big is good. Small is bad. Giant robots would not
make a good last line of defence for Earth.
UNIX (105%)
Anything this old must be obselete. Go and install a
nice modern operating system. I hear MSDOS has
come a long way lately.
Discordia (190%)
Buy a suit. Invest your money. Eat hotdog buns on
a friday.
Windows (100%)
Try MacOS X. It's based on UNIX, it has a
smoother UI than Windows and it doesn't suck.
As an extra feature the boxes look nice.
Politics (145%)
Stop caring!
Hippyism (143%)
Free love is passe and potentially dangerous, and
patchouli smells like cat piss.
Computer Games (160%)
Stop staring at the screen and get some fresh air.
You should see a doctor about the RSI in your
thumbs.
Conspiracy Theory (158%)
Face it, the elected government is in control.
Actually that's quite scary.
Ultima (200%)
If you find one tell us.
Environmentalism (103%)
Consume more stuff! It's easier to buy new stuff
than to recycle.
Macintosh (100%)
Use a mouse with more than one button.
Viruses you might suffer from:
Brand Names (95%)
Having a well-known name doesn't make it good.
X11 (60%)
I hear Mac OS 10 Aqua is nice at this time of year.
Prog Rock (60%)
Long hair looks dumb with a bald spot. Listen to
CD's they don't crackle.
