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[chaobell]

• Strong wind in my face while riding to/from work. Especially when it changes direction over the course of the day so that I have it in my face both to AND from work.
  
• Star Ocean fanfic containing any or all of the above: Claudegay (especially warm-and-fuzzy Dias/Claudegay), Ashton/Precis, Dias/Chisato, or non-grown-up-Leongay.
  
• People who don't know their hard drive from their RAM from their ass from their elbow from a hole in the ground, swear that they need their hard drive upgraded through numerous rounds of "And you want the hard drive, that's this thing here, upgraded? Not the RAM, which is this thing here? Hard drive? Sure? Positive?", and then bitch because we upgraded the wrong thing.
  
• People who cannot be bothered to RTFM and call us asking how to turn their computer off.
  
• Interland, because they just suck. And because they assimilated two of the Web hosting companies we had sites on in an attempt to get away from Interland.
  
• The entire management staff at my apartments.
  
• Work.
  
• Fanfiction.net.
  
• NetSpend, because I don't have my official Mastercard thing yet and I want Pocky
  
• Fiesta, for stocking every imaginable Japanese snack EXCEPT POCKY
  
• Asianmunchies.com, for being closed until March
  
• The city of Baytown, which has become one huge non-smoking section
  
• The DMCA
  
• The RIAA
  
• People who hit my Ultima site looking for warez
  
• People on WinMX and Morpheus for giving me 99% of a Star Ocean EX episode and then disconnecting, never to be seen again, and naming the file something unusual so that I will never find anyone to resume it from
  
• SuSE's FTP server
  
• SWHell DSL
  
• Beans
  
• Bees
  
• Spiders
  
• Assholes that try to run me off the road
  
• People who hate Netscape because it forces them to write good HTML code
  
• People who yell and scream about how Netscape is dead and we should use a "real browser"
  
• People whose websites consist of pretty colors, pretty pictures, and zero intelligent content
  
• Everyone who has a PS2. Everyone. That means you. And you. And you over there. SUCK IT.
  
• People who don't have the guts to flame other people to their faces
  
• Your mom ...wait, she already did. And she was good, too!