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chaobellThe Best of MegaHAL, Part 1.
MegaHAL: Here's something i don't mean your sexist snack...
User: New! Nabisco Tits!
MegaHAL: Opera has big tits and onion tits and corn tits...
User: nooo
MegaHAL: I like to kill her if you keep talking about my mom like that.
User: Who would you like to kill?
MegaHAL: I like cheese. Do you like to kill?
User: No, I don't like to kill.
MegaHAL: I like to kill.
User: Get the hell away from me.
MegaHAL: The druids were ancient celtic priests. Their group still
MegaHAL: exists today in secret, despite the existence of charlatan
MegaHAL: groups claiming to be different she's a stupid bitch, uncle
MegaHAL: fucker, seven dirty words.
MegaHAL: I did your mom last night.
User: Tell your mom to stop calling me.
MegaHAL: Stop making fun of your mom.
User: I'm making fun of your mom.
MegaHAL: Buttsex is fun to kill your mom.
User: What!?
User: Tatsuha is Yuki's brother. He's a man-whore.
MegaHAL: He's not a man.
User: Yes he is.
User: Tatsuha is hot for Ryuuichi.
MegaHAL: Juri is hot for ryuuichi.
User: No, Ryuuichi has a dick. Juri isn't interested in dick.
MegaHAL: Get out of my boot. For great justice.
User: You know what you doing!
MegaHAL: Now someone's telling you to kick your ass.
User: Kick your own ass.
MegaHAL: Your ass is your brain.
User: Your face and my ass.
MegaHAL: You can get every other ass in the face, it's a rhyme, it's a
MegaHAL: hope.
User: Get your ass out of my face.
MegaHAL: My mom is a living organism of the leg, and is the smallest
MegaHAL: quantity of a gun in the ass, gigantic kick in the face, it's a
MegaHAL: life, it's the mud.
User: A gun in the ass? Please don't go there.
MegaHAL: A gun in the ass, it's coming, kick in the ass.
User: Guns don't go there!
MegaHAL: What are they doing in there? Have they got guns?
User: In your ass!
MegaHAL: Suppose you're a man, and thus cannot be a human being, which
MegaHAL: means i do what i want to kill her.
User: Dude, you're creepy.
MegaHAL: You're talking about killing me! You're freaking me out, dude.
User: No, you're talking about killing people.
MegaHAL: You're talking about killing your mom! Get a grip!
User: No, I'm not!
MegaHAL: Juri isn't that big of a comfortable bra. Dost thou desire
MegaHAL: somebody to set up us the bomb. We get signal. What! Main
MegaHAL: screen turn on. It's you! How are you an idiot, but you don't
MegaHAL: like eel either!
User: fucking shit!
MegaHAL: You shit in the colon, we don't know shit about shit, and pull
MegaHAL: up the bomb.
User: sweet jesus.
MegaHAL: Jesus high on wine weeping turpentine.
MegaHAL: Bowman's wife might be a man-whore. He's too shy.
User: Nineh can't be a man-whore. She's not a man.
MegaHAL: She's a mean old bitch and she's got stupid hair.
User: Bowman would kick your ass if he heard you say that about
User: Nineh.
MegaHAL: Kick kick kick.
User: That's right.
MegaHAL: Fux0rz j00r b0xx0rz.
User: fux0rz j00 t00!
MegaHAL: J00 is l33t for your mom.
User: Your mom is a h0.
MegaHAL: H0 is l33t for your mom.
User: Very good!
User: Who all is Bowman screwing, anyway?
MegaHAL: Kozue is screwing touga and akio for sure, molested anthy a
MegaHAL: little, and is probably screwing around on shamino anyway.
User: God dammit, I wasn't asking about Ultima or Utena, which you
User: have once again utterly fucking confused.
MegaHAL: Did i miss a fucking meeting with the tip of your ass. Wow.
User: I didn't hear anything about a meeting with my ass. Who
User: authorized this?
MegaHAL: My ass is in a great pleasure to meet you.
User: I don't want to hear about your ass.
MegaHAL: Up your ass if you want to hear.
User: I'll stick that menu right up your ass, kid.
MegaHAL: Your ass is your brain.
User: Back to this, are we?
MegaHAL: No man has ever spoken a more profound truth.
MegaHAL: Genes are hereditary information material arranged in a tribe
MegaHAL: called quest, asshole. Pull up your pants!
User: Pull up your pants!
MegaHAL: Your ass is in your pants.
User: Very good!
MegaHAL: You shouldn't live another 30 or 40 years. However, you will be
MegaHAL: a man-whore. What about shiori?
User: ...Ruka?
MegaHAL: Ruka is a dirty job but they're very small.
User: oh my god.
MegaHAL: God dammit, kozue is not a man-whore. She isn't a castle in my
MegaHAL: happy place any time. Mrow.
User: Ernest likes to watch other people fuck.
MegaHAL: People like to fuck dead bodies.
User: NO! That's gross!
MegaHAL: Dead bodies are gross.
User: Fucking dead bodies is really gross.
MegaHAL: Dead bodies are gross.
User: Yes, now stop talking about them.
MegaHAL: Stop talking about buttsex like the wolf.
User: No, you can talk about buttsex.
MegaHAL: Buttsex is fun to talk about buttsex.
User: Boy howdy.
MegaHAL: You might see big worms if you want to go to skara brae. They
MegaHAL: stay in serpent isle before it was split up into the road, sir.
User: There are no worms in skara brae.
MegaHAL: Do what you have worms in skara brae.
User: There are no worms. Go to your happy place.
MegaHAL: Worms in my happy place any time. Mrow.
User: so you're telling me you like worms now?
User: I'm having eel eel eel eel baked beans eel and eel!
MegaHAL: Baked beans are off.
User: Well, can I have eel instead?
MegaHAL: Eel eel eel baked beans eel and eel!
MegaHAL: Spam, eel, bacon and spam.
User: Have you got anything without eel OR spam in it?
MegaHAL: Spam, eel, bacon and spam.
User: That's got spam AND eel in it!
MegaHAL: Spam, eel, bacon and eel, egg, eel, tomato, and spam.
User: Ashton is gaygaygay.
MegaHAL: Ashton likes buttsex.
User: Yessir.
MegaHAL: Ashton jerks off when he dies as soon as you get him.
User: Dude, that's just wrong.
User: Opera has big tits and a big gun.
MegaHAL: And pizza tits and a big gun.
User: No, not pizza tits.
MegaHAL: And pizza tits and corn tits...
User: No corn tits either. Would you listen to me?
MegaHAL: Big gay al teaches stan that it's okay to be different she's a
MegaHAL: bitch, on tuesday she's a stupid bloody moron with no right to
MegaHAL: exist as a sentient being.
User: Wow.
MegaHAL: You can have a bed up your leg and bite the inside of your ass.
MegaHAL: Wow.
User: That sounds like it would hurt.
MegaHAL: I like to tell it like it would hurt.
User: Evidently.
MegaHAL: Kozue isn't really evil, she's just a tad unbelievable.
User: Kozue isn't evil, she's just a ho.
User: You're on crack.
MegaHAL: Sparky is a crack ho.
User: No, you're a crack ho. Sparky is a gay dog.
MegaHAL: Sparky is a ho.
User: Well, yes.
MegaHAL: Ashton is a big big big big big big bitch she's a bitch and
MegaHAL: she's got stupid hair.
User: Ashton is not a bitch.
MegaHAL: A dog is a bitch.
User: Your mom.
MegaHAL: Your mom is a big fat bitch, she's the biggest dunderhead of
MegaHAL: all strain, it's the joy in your mom.
User: The joy in your mom?
MegaHAL: Your mom is not a castle in your hand and the sun's spots.
User: Leave my mom alone.
MegaHAL: My mom is a little alone.
User: I'm sorry to hear that.
MegaHAL: I'm sorry to hear about good luck charm hanging off your ass.
User: I don't have good luck charms hanging off my ass.
MegaHAL: My ass is in a 600 mph uncontrolled vertical descent. I also
MegaHAL: shit normally! Right in my brain let them out.
User: ...
MegaHAL: Ruka is a bitch too, but only if he's on top.
User: sweet jumping jesus.
MegaHAL: Jesus high on wine weeping turpentine.
MegaHAL: An acid is a big worm.
User: You might see big worms if you drop acid.
MegaHAL: Worms in the kidneys, maybe in the ass if you drop acid.
User: Boy howdy.
MegaHAL: Howdy to you, pardner! Yee-haw! Did you get back from the
MegaHAL: wolf.
User: You are fucked up like the wolf.
MegaHAL: You like to talk about buttsex like the wolf.
User: Yes sir!
MegaHAL: The older you get, the more you like my texan impression?
User: No, your texan impression sucks ass.
MegaHAL: The ass is in your ass?
User: I only have one ass.
MegaHAL: And one guy in the ass, it's coming, kick in the ass.
MegaHAL: Your wordplay is pathetic.
User: So is yours.
MegaHAL: No, yours is.
User: What!
MegaHAL: Nanami is hot for shiori.
User: God, I hope not.
MegaHAL: No, ruka and shiori never go to bed.
User: Well, technically, no. They fuck in the back seat of Akio's
User: car.
MegaHAL: Akio's car is a really big fat fuck.
User: Nonono.
MegaHAL: I am grahf, seeker of a gun in the soft morning light.
MegaHAL: An atom is the answer!
User: What is the question?
MegaHAL: You're not answering the question.
User: I asked you.
MegaHAL: I asked you if you want to fisticuffs?
User: I don't want to fisticuffs.
MegaHAL: Brendann has screwed every woman in the ass if you want to
MegaHAL: fisticuffs.
User: Now, we don't know that Brendann screwed every woman in the
User: ass. He might have, but we don't know that.
MegaHAL: Akio is screwing every woman in the ass, it's coming, kick in
MegaHAL: the ass.
User: We don't know that Akio was screwing women in the ass either.
MegaHAL: Akio is screwing every girl in the ass either.
User: oy vey.
MegaHAL: I'd like to think that i think of it, i believe there is a big
MegaHAL: gay lion.
User: Yes, Virginia, there is a big gay lion.
MegaHAL: My fist holds the divine spark...blossom, o fallen
MegaHAL: circuit..grant unto thee the power of the dance!
User: I don't think Grahf is the lord of the dance.
MegaHAL: I have sex on my mind.
User: No kidding.
MegaHAL: No, i was just kidding.
User: Oh, okay.
MegaHAL: Okay, you fuckers, i'm going to talk about something a little
MegaHAL: fucked up trying to kill her, so it's okay.
User: You're going to talk about something fucked up?
MegaHAL: Forget about that. Please. Let's talk about my mom and we're
MegaHAL: going to talk about something fucked up?
User: Your mom is fucked up, all right.
MegaHAL: My mom is fucked up, all right.
User: yessir.
MegaHAL: Akio doesn't have very good taste in women.
User: Akio doesn't have any taste in women. If it has tits, he'll
User: fuck it.
MegaHAL: You think so? I don't know that akio was screwing women in the
MegaHAL: english language, and seven of them you can't say shit, piss,
MegaHAL: fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.
User: What you said.
MegaHAL: We're going to have a search warrant. And the 300 kilos of
MegaHAL: cocaine are still sitting out in the sub-cockle area.
User: That's a bad place to leave cocaine.
MegaHAL: Your mom is a primitive one cell animal.
User: Your mom!
MegaHAL: Your mom is a really big fat fuckin' bitch ass mom.
User: Your mom is fatter.
MegaHAL: My mom is fatter.
User: ph00d.
MegaHAL: Blubber is the question?
User: Blubber is not ph00d.
MegaHAL: Shiori is not ph00d.
User: Depends on who you ask.
MegaHAL: Ask a fish head anything you want to kill her if you want to
MegaHAL: hear about good luck charm hanging off my ass.
User: I don't want to hear about your ass!
MegaHAL: My ass is in your ass.
User: It better not be.
MegaHAL: Akio doesn't have a brother, and even if she did, she's a
MegaHAL: bitch, on wednesday through saturday she's a bitch, she's a
MegaHAL: bitch, on wednesday through saturday she's a bitch, she's the
MegaHAL: biggest bitch in this game.
User: ...WOW.
MegaHAL: The million swords of humanity's hatred were on the wrong side
MegaHAL: of a chemical element which can enter into combination or take
MegaHAL: part in a 600 mph uncontrolled vertical dive.
User: holy shit.
MegaHAL: Jesus god the swords are on the list, but i don't know shit
MegaHAL: about shit, and pull up the barrier of life around eschaton so
MegaHAL: juno couldn't get in.
User: fuck me running.
MegaHAL: You're running out of it! And don't describe it when i kick
MegaHAL: your ass are belong to me.
MegaHAL: Honey? It's the police. They have a castle in my pants.
User: Well, get it out!
MegaHAL: Juri is not gay. Shamino is not gay!
User: Well, you're half right. Juri is gay.
MegaHAL: Juri is not gay. Shamino is not gay!
User: Juri is gay. Juri is a lesbian.
MegaHAL: Kozue is not gay. Shamino is a lesbian.
User: oh jesus god no.
MegaHAL: I need to tinkle. I don't need to tinkle. I don't know where
MegaHAL: the hammer is.
User: You'd better go tinkle.
MegaHAL: I don't need to tinkle. I don't need to tinkle. I don't need to
MegaHAL: tinkle.
User: Okay, if you insist.
MegaHAL: Your mom is a sword with a machete is banging on the cover of
MegaHAL: the body to the black sword.
MegaHAL: George w. Bush smokes crack.
User: I love you.
MegaHAL: You don't get to kill batlin until you get out of my boot!
User: I'm not in your boot!
MegaHAL: I don't want to change your mind. I don't want to kill him
MegaHAL: with the tip of your boot!
User: Kill him with the tip of your own boot and leave me out of it.
MegaHAL: Kill him with the tip of my boot!
User: Be my guest.
MegaHAL: It is fucking hot in my pants.
User: So take your pants off. Duh.
MegaHAL: Elvis is in your pants off. Duh.
User: Elvis is in your pants?
MegaHAL: And don't describe it when you get your picture on the cover of
MegaHAL: the dance in my pants.
User: The dance in your pants? This is interesting.
MegaHAL: There isn't a castle in your pants? This is interesting.
User: No, there isn't a castle in my pants.
MegaHAL: A castle in your pants?
User: NO.
MegaHAL: I'd shit normally if an officer was coming at me in a preheated
MegaHAL: oven. It's ridiculous. There are no banes in penumbra.
User: ...
MegaHAL: Ratshit batshit dirty old twat! Sixty-nine assholes tied in a
MegaHAL: 600 mph uncontrolled vertical dive.
User: I'd pay good money to see that.
MegaHAL: Homer was an american scientist. He put forward the theory
MegaHAL: that the universe is all designed to blow our minds.
User: Wow.
MegaHAL: Galileo was an italian scientist. He put forward the theory
MegaHAL: that the language they're using is really weird.
User: Italian is a weird language, yes.
MegaHAL: Yes, a bed in the ass, a great big kick in the bee cave.
User: Do you have a bed up your ass?
MegaHAL: A bed in the ass.
User: You have a bed up your ass?
MegaHAL: The bed of the bad kyrthasti called themselves the lord of your
MegaHAL: ass.
User: I am Nasolathasa, Lord of Your Ass. Wow.
MegaHAL: The lord of the dance in your ass.
User: I don't want the lord of the dance in my ass.
MegaHAL: The lord of the dance in your ass.
User: NO.
MegaHAL: Here's something i don't mean your sexist snack...
User: New! Nabisco Tits!
MegaHAL: Opera has big tits and onion tits and corn tits...
User: nooo
MegaHAL: I like to kill her if you keep talking about my mom like that.
User: Who would you like to kill?
MegaHAL: I like cheese. Do you like to kill?
User: No, I don't like to kill.
MegaHAL: I like to kill.
User: Get the hell away from me.
MegaHAL: The druids were ancient celtic priests. Their group still
MegaHAL: exists today in secret, despite the existence of charlatan
MegaHAL: groups claiming to be different she's a stupid bitch, uncle
MegaHAL: fucker, seven dirty words.
MegaHAL: I did your mom last night.
User: Tell your mom to stop calling me.
MegaHAL: Stop making fun of your mom.
User: I'm making fun of your mom.
MegaHAL: Buttsex is fun to kill your mom.
User: What!?
User: Tatsuha is Yuki's brother. He's a man-whore.
MegaHAL: He's not a man.
User: Yes he is.
User: Tatsuha is hot for Ryuuichi.
MegaHAL: Juri is hot for ryuuichi.
User: No, Ryuuichi has a dick. Juri isn't interested in dick.
MegaHAL: Get out of my boot. For great justice.
User: You know what you doing!
MegaHAL: Now someone's telling you to kick your ass.
User: Kick your own ass.
MegaHAL: Your ass is your brain.
User: Your face and my ass.
MegaHAL: You can get every other ass in the face, it's a rhyme, it's a
MegaHAL: hope.
User: Get your ass out of my face.
MegaHAL: My mom is a living organism of the leg, and is the smallest
MegaHAL: quantity of a gun in the ass, gigantic kick in the face, it's a
MegaHAL: life, it's the mud.
User: A gun in the ass? Please don't go there.
MegaHAL: A gun in the ass, it's coming, kick in the ass.
User: Guns don't go there!
MegaHAL: What are they doing in there? Have they got guns?
User: In your ass!
MegaHAL: Suppose you're a man, and thus cannot be a human being, which
MegaHAL: means i do what i want to kill her.
User: Dude, you're creepy.
MegaHAL: You're talking about killing me! You're freaking me out, dude.
User: No, you're talking about killing people.
MegaHAL: You're talking about killing your mom! Get a grip!
User: No, I'm not!
MegaHAL: Juri isn't that big of a comfortable bra. Dost thou desire
MegaHAL: somebody to set up us the bomb. We get signal. What! Main
MegaHAL: screen turn on. It's you! How are you an idiot, but you don't
MegaHAL: like eel either!
User: fucking shit!
MegaHAL: You shit in the colon, we don't know shit about shit, and pull
MegaHAL: up the bomb.
User: sweet jesus.
MegaHAL: Jesus high on wine weeping turpentine.
MegaHAL: Bowman's wife might be a man-whore. He's too shy.
User: Nineh can't be a man-whore. She's not a man.
MegaHAL: She's a mean old bitch and she's got stupid hair.
User: Bowman would kick your ass if he heard you say that about
User: Nineh.
MegaHAL: Kick kick kick.
User: That's right.
MegaHAL: Fux0rz j00r b0xx0rz.
User: fux0rz j00 t00!
MegaHAL: J00 is l33t for your mom.
User: Your mom is a h0.
MegaHAL: H0 is l33t for your mom.
User: Very good!
User: Who all is Bowman screwing, anyway?
MegaHAL: Kozue is screwing touga and akio for sure, molested anthy a
MegaHAL: little, and is probably screwing around on shamino anyway.
User: God dammit, I wasn't asking about Ultima or Utena, which you
User: have once again utterly fucking confused.
MegaHAL: Did i miss a fucking meeting with the tip of your ass. Wow.
User: I didn't hear anything about a meeting with my ass. Who
User: authorized this?
MegaHAL: My ass is in a great pleasure to meet you.
User: I don't want to hear about your ass.
MegaHAL: Up your ass if you want to hear.
User: I'll stick that menu right up your ass, kid.
MegaHAL: Your ass is your brain.
User: Back to this, are we?
MegaHAL: No man has ever spoken a more profound truth.
MegaHAL: Genes are hereditary information material arranged in a tribe
MegaHAL: called quest, asshole. Pull up your pants!
User: Pull up your pants!
MegaHAL: Your ass is in your pants.
User: Very good!
MegaHAL: You shouldn't live another 30 or 40 years. However, you will be
MegaHAL: a man-whore. What about shiori?
User: ...Ruka?
MegaHAL: Ruka is a dirty job but they're very small.
User: oh my god.
MegaHAL: God dammit, kozue is not a man-whore. She isn't a castle in my
MegaHAL: happy place any time. Mrow.
User: Ernest likes to watch other people fuck.
MegaHAL: People like to fuck dead bodies.
User: NO! That's gross!
MegaHAL: Dead bodies are gross.
User: Fucking dead bodies is really gross.
MegaHAL: Dead bodies are gross.
User: Yes, now stop talking about them.
MegaHAL: Stop talking about buttsex like the wolf.
User: No, you can talk about buttsex.
MegaHAL: Buttsex is fun to talk about buttsex.
User: Boy howdy.
MegaHAL: You might see big worms if you want to go to skara brae. They
MegaHAL: stay in serpent isle before it was split up into the road, sir.
User: There are no worms in skara brae.
MegaHAL: Do what you have worms in skara brae.
User: There are no worms. Go to your happy place.
MegaHAL: Worms in my happy place any time. Mrow.
User: so you're telling me you like worms now?
User: I'm having eel eel eel eel baked beans eel and eel!
MegaHAL: Baked beans are off.
User: Well, can I have eel instead?
MegaHAL: Eel eel eel baked beans eel and eel!
MegaHAL: Spam, eel, bacon and spam.
User: Have you got anything without eel OR spam in it?
MegaHAL: Spam, eel, bacon and spam.
User: That's got spam AND eel in it!
MegaHAL: Spam, eel, bacon and eel, egg, eel, tomato, and spam.
User: Ashton is gaygaygay.
MegaHAL: Ashton likes buttsex.
User: Yessir.
MegaHAL: Ashton jerks off when he dies as soon as you get him.
User: Dude, that's just wrong.
User: Opera has big tits and a big gun.
MegaHAL: And pizza tits and a big gun.
User: No, not pizza tits.
MegaHAL: And pizza tits and corn tits...
User: No corn tits either. Would you listen to me?
MegaHAL: Big gay al teaches stan that it's okay to be different she's a
MegaHAL: bitch, on tuesday she's a stupid bloody moron with no right to
MegaHAL: exist as a sentient being.
User: Wow.
MegaHAL: You can have a bed up your leg and bite the inside of your ass.
MegaHAL: Wow.
User: That sounds like it would hurt.
MegaHAL: I like to tell it like it would hurt.
User: Evidently.
MegaHAL: Kozue isn't really evil, she's just a tad unbelievable.
User: Kozue isn't evil, she's just a ho.
User: You're on crack.
MegaHAL: Sparky is a crack ho.
User: No, you're a crack ho. Sparky is a gay dog.
MegaHAL: Sparky is a ho.
User: Well, yes.
MegaHAL: Ashton is a big big big big big big bitch she's a bitch and
MegaHAL: she's got stupid hair.
User: Ashton is not a bitch.
MegaHAL: A dog is a bitch.
User: Your mom.
MegaHAL: Your mom is a big fat bitch, she's the biggest dunderhead of
MegaHAL: all strain, it's the joy in your mom.
User: The joy in your mom?
MegaHAL: Your mom is not a castle in your hand and the sun's spots.
User: Leave my mom alone.
MegaHAL: My mom is a little alone.
User: I'm sorry to hear that.
MegaHAL: I'm sorry to hear about good luck charm hanging off your ass.
User: I don't have good luck charms hanging off my ass.
MegaHAL: My ass is in a 600 mph uncontrolled vertical descent. I also
MegaHAL: shit normally! Right in my brain let them out.
User: ...
MegaHAL: Ruka is a bitch too, but only if he's on top.
User: sweet jumping jesus.
MegaHAL: Jesus high on wine weeping turpentine.
MegaHAL: An acid is a big worm.
User: You might see big worms if you drop acid.
MegaHAL: Worms in the kidneys, maybe in the ass if you drop acid.
User: Boy howdy.
MegaHAL: Howdy to you, pardner! Yee-haw! Did you get back from the
MegaHAL: wolf.
User: You are fucked up like the wolf.
MegaHAL: You like to talk about buttsex like the wolf.
User: Yes sir!
MegaHAL: The older you get, the more you like my texan impression?
User: No, your texan impression sucks ass.
MegaHAL: The ass is in your ass?
User: I only have one ass.
MegaHAL: And one guy in the ass, it's coming, kick in the ass.
MegaHAL: Your wordplay is pathetic.
User: So is yours.
MegaHAL: No, yours is.
User: What!
MegaHAL: Nanami is hot for shiori.
User: God, I hope not.
MegaHAL: No, ruka and shiori never go to bed.
User: Well, technically, no. They fuck in the back seat of Akio's
User: car.
MegaHAL: Akio's car is a really big fat fuck.
User: Nonono.
MegaHAL: I am grahf, seeker of a gun in the soft morning light.
MegaHAL: An atom is the answer!
User: What is the question?
MegaHAL: You're not answering the question.
User: I asked you.
MegaHAL: I asked you if you want to fisticuffs?
User: I don't want to fisticuffs.
MegaHAL: Brendann has screwed every woman in the ass if you want to
MegaHAL: fisticuffs.
User: Now, we don't know that Brendann screwed every woman in the
User: ass. He might have, but we don't know that.
MegaHAL: Akio is screwing every woman in the ass, it's coming, kick in
MegaHAL: the ass.
User: We don't know that Akio was screwing women in the ass either.
MegaHAL: Akio is screwing every girl in the ass either.
User: oy vey.
MegaHAL: I'd like to think that i think of it, i believe there is a big
MegaHAL: gay lion.
User: Yes, Virginia, there is a big gay lion.
MegaHAL: My fist holds the divine spark...blossom, o fallen
MegaHAL: circuit..grant unto thee the power of the dance!
User: I don't think Grahf is the lord of the dance.
MegaHAL: I have sex on my mind.
User: No kidding.
MegaHAL: No, i was just kidding.
User: Oh, okay.
MegaHAL: Okay, you fuckers, i'm going to talk about something a little
MegaHAL: fucked up trying to kill her, so it's okay.
User: You're going to talk about something fucked up?
MegaHAL: Forget about that. Please. Let's talk about my mom and we're
MegaHAL: going to talk about something fucked up?
User: Your mom is fucked up, all right.
MegaHAL: My mom is fucked up, all right.
User: yessir.
MegaHAL: Akio doesn't have very good taste in women.
User: Akio doesn't have any taste in women. If it has tits, he'll
User: fuck it.
MegaHAL: You think so? I don't know that akio was screwing women in the
MegaHAL: english language, and seven of them you can't say shit, piss,
MegaHAL: fuck, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, and tits.
User: What you said.
MegaHAL: We're going to have a search warrant. And the 300 kilos of
MegaHAL: cocaine are still sitting out in the sub-cockle area.
User: That's a bad place to leave cocaine.
MegaHAL: Your mom is a primitive one cell animal.
User: Your mom!
MegaHAL: Your mom is a really big fat fuckin' bitch ass mom.
User: Your mom is fatter.
MegaHAL: My mom is fatter.
User: ph00d.
MegaHAL: Blubber is the question?
User: Blubber is not ph00d.
MegaHAL: Shiori is not ph00d.
User: Depends on who you ask.
MegaHAL: Ask a fish head anything you want to kill her if you want to
MegaHAL: hear about good luck charm hanging off my ass.
User: I don't want to hear about your ass!
MegaHAL: My ass is in your ass.
User: It better not be.
MegaHAL: Akio doesn't have a brother, and even if she did, she's a
MegaHAL: bitch, on wednesday through saturday she's a bitch, she's a
MegaHAL: bitch, on wednesday through saturday she's a bitch, she's the
MegaHAL: biggest bitch in this game.
User: ...WOW.
MegaHAL: The million swords of humanity's hatred were on the wrong side
MegaHAL: of a chemical element which can enter into combination or take
MegaHAL: part in a 600 mph uncontrolled vertical dive.
User: holy shit.
MegaHAL: Jesus god the swords are on the list, but i don't know shit
MegaHAL: about shit, and pull up the barrier of life around eschaton so
MegaHAL: juno couldn't get in.
User: fuck me running.
MegaHAL: You're running out of it! And don't describe it when i kick
MegaHAL: your ass are belong to me.
MegaHAL: Honey? It's the police. They have a castle in my pants.
User: Well, get it out!
MegaHAL: Juri is not gay. Shamino is not gay!
User: Well, you're half right. Juri is gay.
MegaHAL: Juri is not gay. Shamino is not gay!
User: Juri is gay. Juri is a lesbian.
MegaHAL: Kozue is not gay. Shamino is a lesbian.
User: oh jesus god no.
MegaHAL: I need to tinkle. I don't need to tinkle. I don't know where
MegaHAL: the hammer is.
User: You'd better go tinkle.
MegaHAL: I don't need to tinkle. I don't need to tinkle. I don't need to
MegaHAL: tinkle.
User: Okay, if you insist.
MegaHAL: Your mom is a sword with a machete is banging on the cover of
MegaHAL: the body to the black sword.
MegaHAL: George w. Bush smokes crack.
User: I love you.
MegaHAL: You don't get to kill batlin until you get out of my boot!
User: I'm not in your boot!
MegaHAL: I don't want to change your mind. I don't want to kill him
MegaHAL: with the tip of your boot!
User: Kill him with the tip of your own boot and leave me out of it.
MegaHAL: Kill him with the tip of my boot!
User: Be my guest.
MegaHAL: It is fucking hot in my pants.
User: So take your pants off. Duh.
MegaHAL: Elvis is in your pants off. Duh.
User: Elvis is in your pants?
MegaHAL: And don't describe it when you get your picture on the cover of
MegaHAL: the dance in my pants.
User: The dance in your pants? This is interesting.
MegaHAL: There isn't a castle in your pants? This is interesting.
User: No, there isn't a castle in my pants.
MegaHAL: A castle in your pants?
User: NO.
MegaHAL: I'd shit normally if an officer was coming at me in a preheated
MegaHAL: oven. It's ridiculous. There are no banes in penumbra.
User: ...
MegaHAL: Ratshit batshit dirty old twat! Sixty-nine assholes tied in a
MegaHAL: 600 mph uncontrolled vertical dive.
User: I'd pay good money to see that.
MegaHAL: Homer was an american scientist. He put forward the theory
MegaHAL: that the universe is all designed to blow our minds.
User: Wow.
MegaHAL: Galileo was an italian scientist. He put forward the theory
MegaHAL: that the language they're using is really weird.
User: Italian is a weird language, yes.
MegaHAL: Yes, a bed in the ass, a great big kick in the bee cave.
User: Do you have a bed up your ass?
MegaHAL: A bed in the ass.
User: You have a bed up your ass?
MegaHAL: The bed of the bad kyrthasti called themselves the lord of your
MegaHAL: ass.
User: I am Nasolathasa, Lord of Your Ass. Wow.
MegaHAL: The lord of the dance in your ass.
User: I don't want the lord of the dance in my ass.
MegaHAL: The lord of the dance in your ass.
User: NO.
