![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chaobell7:15 AM: Leave for work. Back tire what just had a new tube put in two months ago: fine.
8:05 AM: Arrive at work. Back tire: fine.
5:20 PM: Leave work. Back tire: fine.
5:35 PM: Halfway home. Back tire: fine.
5:40 PM: Right turn off busy street and onto residential street.
Back tire: *flbflblflbflbflbflbflbflb*
Me: *pull onto sidewalk, dismount* WTF? *squeeze*
Back tire: *squish*
Me: ...OHFERFUCKSAKE NOT AGAIN. *push*
5:50 PM: Arrive at quickiemart/laundromat. Put quarters in air machine. Stick hose on air valve.
Tire: *inflate*
Me: w00t. *removes hose*
Tire: PTHHHHHHBHTHTTTHH. *flat*
Me: LOOK, YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING OH FUCK IT *cell phone, call parent with truck*
6:35 PM: Arrive at Jerkface's shop. They have no other bikes to work on. Score. Jerkface himself is not in. Double score.
6:45 PM: Pay, acquire "share the road" pamphlets explaining, in very small words, that cyclists have every damn bit as much right to the road as motorists to copy and distribute and MS150 literature, put bike with nice new tube in back tire back in truck.
7:00 PM: Arrive at home. Thank parent profusely. Haul bike and shit up to apartment. Give bike stern talking-to.
8:05 AM: Arrive at work. Back tire: fine.
5:20 PM: Leave work. Back tire: fine.
5:35 PM: Halfway home. Back tire: fine.
5:40 PM: Right turn off busy street and onto residential street.
Back tire: *flbflblflbflbflbflbflbflb*
Me: *pull onto sidewalk, dismount* WTF? *squeeze*
Back tire: *squish*
Me: ...OHFERFUCKSAKE NOT AGAIN. *push*
5:50 PM: Arrive at quickiemart/laundromat. Put quarters in air machine. Stick hose on air valve.
Tire: *inflate*
Me: w00t. *removes hose*
Tire: PTHHHHHHBHTHTTTHH. *flat*
Me: LOOK, YOU'RE NOT EVEN TRYING OH FUCK IT *cell phone, call parent with truck*
6:35 PM: Arrive at Jerkface's shop. They have no other bikes to work on. Score. Jerkface himself is not in. Double score.
6:45 PM: Pay, acquire "share the road" pamphlets explaining, in very small words, that cyclists have every damn bit as much right to the road as motorists to copy and distribute and MS150 literature, put bike with nice new tube in back tire back in truck.
7:00 PM: Arrive at home. Thank parent profusely. Haul bike and shit up to apartment. Give bike stern talking-to.
