note to self: never eat watermelon again

[chaobell]

Hardcore anti-gay and pro-life gubernatorial candidate in Georgia who has been quoted as saying he’d kill his own son overshares like nobody has ever overshared in the entire history of oversharing.

Seriously. Seriously.

There are some things you really don’t need to discuss on national radio.

Details about making sweet love to a mule are on that list.

Even worse: the guy’s name is “Horsley.” If I didn’t know better, I’d say this whole story was lifted straight out of /b/.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.