I’d pay good money to see this cartoon

[chaobell]

I was just across the street buying a beverage, and on the way to the cash register I noticed a toy.

It appeared to be some sort of Transformers knock-off, and emblazoned across the front of the package were the words:

ANIMISM DEFENDER

And I just about laughed myself sick right there in the store.

I would have bought it if I’d taken my whole wallet with me. If it’s still there next time I need a Coke, I’m buying it.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.