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Dull, slow day.

No Web work.

Only one dead computer, and I'm waiting on the customer to bring me his software so I can nuke his hard drive from orbit. Everything I can save has already been backed up.

No phone calls to speak of.

No customers coming, except to pick up their no-longer-dead computers.

Not even anything terribly interesting in my A+ studyshit.

I may have to borrow $5 from the petty cash box for some cigarettes.

boredboredboredbored.

At least, if this keeps up, I will have no Hell Computers to deal with on Saturday as I have every single week up till now.

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Onboard sound "cards" can blow me.

That is all.

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To: Mini-Me
Re: The 20-minute merry chase you led me on after zipping out the damn door AGAIN when I got home just now

The next time you get the urge to explore the great outdoors, please feel free to do so for as long as you like. Meanwhile, Tailpipe, whose people were such assholes as to leave her behind when they moved and who is much better-behaved than you, will be enjoying the warmth and comfort of your former home. I know better folk than I who would have tired of your clawing, your biting, your sitting on my face while I sleep, your shredding of innocent furniture and toilet paper, and your tormenting of Spazz and hauled your fuzzy little butt to the pound by now.

Boom shanka,
Your human