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Jan. 31st, 2002 10:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chaobellTo: Mini-Me
Re: The 20-minute merry chase you led me on after zipping out the damn door AGAIN when I got home just now
The next time you get the urge to explore the great outdoors, please feel free to do so for as long as you like. Meanwhile, Tailpipe, whose people were such assholes as to leave her behind when they moved and who is much better-behaved than you, will be enjoying the warmth and comfort of your former home. I know better folk than I who would have tired of your clawing, your biting, your sitting on my face while I sleep, your shredding of innocent furniture and toilet paper, and your tormenting of Spazz and hauled your fuzzy little butt to the pound by now.
Boom shanka,
Your human
Re: The 20-minute merry chase you led me on after zipping out the damn door AGAIN when I got home just now
The next time you get the urge to explore the great outdoors, please feel free to do so for as long as you like. Meanwhile, Tailpipe, whose people were such assholes as to leave her behind when they moved and who is much better-behaved than you, will be enjoying the warmth and comfort of your former home. I know better folk than I who would have tired of your clawing, your biting, your sitting on my face while I sleep, your shredding of innocent furniture and toilet paper, and your tormenting of Spazz and hauled your fuzzy little butt to the pound by now.
Boom shanka,
Your human
