crack crack crack crack LOVELY CRAAAAACK WONDERFUL CRAAAAAACK

I said I wasn't going to write this. I did. But I have to get, if nothing else, this shit OUT of my brain.

I'm sorry.
( cut for length, ickiness, and crack )

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Two of my co-workers are surprising me by standing behind me having an extremely intelligent discussion about the origins of Christianity.

I love my job.

Happiness is...

...a a dollar store that peddles Seishirou sunglasses.

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To: The phone
Re: Ringing

Please stop doing it as soon as I put a Twizzler in my mouth. Thank you ever so much.

Boom shanka,
Me

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Receptionist: ...who took my phone book!?

Me: Not I.

Receptionist: My brand new phone book. Someone took my damn phone book. *approaches me* I'm going to beat someone up.

Me: *laughs*

Receptionist: *pokes me on the shoulder* *ZAP*

Receptionist: Ow! Shit!

Me: Now we see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being repressed!

Boss: *die*

More fun at work

Listening to the techs who are techier than I talk about taking Reuben (one server) down and replacing him with Big Boy (another server) and referring to them both as "him."

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Last entry deleted because, d00d, I'm honestly more amused by this than offended.

Lesson for the day, kids: if there's a pairing you don't like in the summary, you read it anyway, and you think it's Bad and Wrong, it's your fault, not mine. I warned you, dude!

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Just one more thing, though, because this did gnaw on me a little.
( snipped for the uninterested )