*DEAD*

*phone rings*

Me: Good afternoon, S****** S********, this is Sarah, can I help you?

Caller: I JUST BOUGHT THIS WASHER AND DRYER TODAY AND IT TOOK YOU FOREVER TO DELIVER IT AND NOW IT WON'T FIR IN MY--

Me: ...ma'am, we don't deal with washers or dryers. This is a computer repair shop.

Caller: WELL, THEN! WHO DO I NEED TO TALK TO, BECAUSE I JUST BOUGHT THIS TODAY AND--

Me: ...Ma'am. We are a computer repair shop. I think you have the wrong number.

Caller: ...............Oh, well, that's just great. *click*

Me: ...................and the horse you rode in on.