Two more Klez-bearing e-mails in my box when I logged on, plus three more previously today. Grand total: eighteen. Eight of them over the course of three days.
UPDATE YOUR FUCKING VIRUS DEFINITIONS, PEOPLE. And if you've opened an e-mail attachment you weren't expecting?
First, you're an idiot. Double if you opened an attachment from someone you don't know; if this is the case, you need to unplug your computer, pack it back in its box, take it back where you bought it, and ask for a refund because
you are too fucking stupid to own a computer. Second, go
get the removal tool and run it whether you think you need to or not.
Did I mention updating your virus definitions?
Norton users: Symantec threw a new set up today. If LiveUpdate doesn't tug on your sleeve for it, go
here and get the Intelligent Updater. If your virus definitions are older than, say, 4/25, you need to update.
McAfee users: go
here for updates.
If you're using some other antivirus program, check the documentation to find out what you need to do to update yer damn definitions.
If you're not using
any antivirus software, kindly do the rest of the world a favor and
stay the fuck offline until you get some.*wheeze*
I'm done now.
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