We just had a very nice gentleman come pick up his computer. Older guy, retired.
So all was normal...until, out of the blue, he started talking about the UFO's.
Now, I am among the "look, there's fifty bazillion planets in our galaxy alone, surely there's something living on a few of 'em" bunch, but when the guy started in on his son seeing one, and then what a strange coincidence it was that fiber optics and transistors started coming out within a few years of Roswell...well, it was all I could do to keep a straight face until he left. <mulder>I want to believe.</mulder>
Oh, and some guys changed their oil right in front of our front door, thus giving us all an unobstructed view of three inches of hairy asscrack looming above the waistband of their raggedyass jeans. Lovely.
So all was normal...until, out of the blue, he started talking about the UFO's.
Now, I am among the "look, there's fifty bazillion planets in our galaxy alone, surely there's something living on a few of 'em" bunch, but when the guy started in on his son seeing one, and then what a strange coincidence it was that fiber optics and transistors started coming out within a few years of Roswell...well, it was all I could do to keep a straight face until he left. <mulder>I want to believe.</mulder>
Oh, and some guys changed their oil right in front of our front door, thus giving us all an unobstructed view of three inches of hairy asscrack looming above the waistband of their raggedyass jeans. Lovely.