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Guess who just dropped her MiniDisc player in the toilet? Go on, guess.

The good news: they are not nearly as expensive as iPods.

The bad news: they are still expensive.

Please dry. Please dry and survive and forgive me for my stupidity.

At least it was post-flush and not pre-flush.

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The good news: not all Texas legislators are idiots. In fact, this one needs to march up to the Governor's mansion, plant a boot in Rick Perry's butt, and take over.

...no, actually, maybe she needs to head for 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue and do that there instead. Her and Ann Richards, man.