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[chaobell]

Date: Sat, 6 Apr 2002 13:26:43 -0800 (PST)
From: "Chaobell the (sort of) Great and Terrible"
<holychao@cybernothing.org>
To: [deleted to protect the stupid]
Subject: Re: Time

An e-mail message containing attached files infected with the
W32.Klez.E@mm virus was sent to me from this e-mail address. You have
this virus and need to look here:

http://securityresponse.symantec.com/avcenter/venc/data/w32.klez.e@mm.html

and follow the instructions given for removing this virus from your
system.

In the future, please remember to keep your antivirus software's virus
definitions current, as new viruses come out every day. If you do not
own antivirus software, kindly do the rest of the world a favor and stay
off the Internet until you get some, so that your unprotected
computer will not spread its infections any further.

You'll pardon me if I sound a little pissy about this; I don't
particularly appreciate finding viruses in my inbox from people I don't
know and who seem to be too lazy to keep their antivirus software
updated enough to catch a three-month-or-more-old virus. Your e-mail
address as been added to my spam filter to weed out any more potentially
virus-bearing e-mails from you, so feel free to flame me in response to
this--nobody will see it except /dev/null.