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Oct. 3rd, 2002 09:34 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
chaobellDear venerable 13" TV,
I watch one show a week. One. That's all. Normally, I watch it at Dad and Stepmom's, as I tend to eat dinner there on Thursday nights. But when we go out to eat, like we did this evening, they usually take me straight home afterward. So I must enlist your aid to get my shameful mass media fix for the week. I know there's only so much you can do without cable, and unfortunately, I don't watch you enough to justify paying for it. But despite the fact that I live in what might as well be a large concrete box, you do a fine job of grabbing the signal out of the air. I get Fox, I get 11, I get 13, I get 20, I get 39, I get 55, I get the holy-roller channel.
So please tell me why, for the love of God, why, you refuse to pick up Channel 2. THE ONE CHANNEL I WATCH.
YOU'RE NOT TRYING VERY HARD, TV.
Love,
me
I watch one show a week. One. That's all. Normally, I watch it at Dad and Stepmom's, as I tend to eat dinner there on Thursday nights. But when we go out to eat, like we did this evening, they usually take me straight home afterward. So I must enlist your aid to get my shameful mass media fix for the week. I know there's only so much you can do without cable, and unfortunately, I don't watch you enough to justify paying for it. But despite the fact that I live in what might as well be a large concrete box, you do a fine job of grabbing the signal out of the air. I get Fox, I get 11, I get 13, I get 20, I get 39, I get 55, I get the holy-roller channel.
So please tell me why, for the love of God, why, you refuse to pick up Channel 2. THE ONE CHANNEL I WATCH.
YOU'RE NOT TRYING VERY HARD, TV.
Love,
me
