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[chaobell]

[Saturday night]

A/C: *is cooling but not terribly well*
Me: Huh. *pokes thermostat*
Carpet near A/C stuff: *squish*
Me: ..."squish?" WTF?
Carpet near A/C stuff: *is wet*
Me: Huh. Perhaps I have spilled something, or the cat discipline water bottle has leaked, or something. I shall wait for it to air-dry.

[later]

A/C: *makes dripping noises in wall*
Carpet near A/C stuff: *is still wet*
Me: ......ohhhhhh shit.

[Yesterday]

Me: *borrow fan from Mom, do not turn A/C on*
Summer: RAAAAR
Me: *cleans living room so maintenance man can look at shit, singlehandedly pulls dead washing machine out of W/D closet to check that floor for wet, wipes up* D: D: D:

[Today]

Me: *calls Aunt Boss*
Aunt Boss: You have no urgent work. Deal with the A/C thing. 'S cool.
Me: ohthankyou. *promptly falls asleep again*
Summer: RAAAAR
Bedroom: *is hot*
Me: ...feh. *calls apartment people*
Apartment people: Hi!
Me: My A/C is fux0red. It is not cooling well and even worse, it appears to be leaking. Plz send help.
Apartment people: OH SHITS!
Me: *is waiting for help now*