God said “share.”

[chaobell]

Oh God oh God oh God

That is an article containing excerpts from the audiobook version of an exercise in bad sex scenes and thinly veiled self-inserts and general DO NOT WANT entitled Those Who Trespass, written–and here, read–by Bill O’Reilly.

…yyyyyyyyyyeah. I wouldn’t listen to those samples if I were you.

Via ontd_p; if I gotta suffer, ALL y’all gotta suffer.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.