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He asked for a battle cry, okay?

In other news…

As you may have noticed, I am no longer fugly; I finally made it to the beauty salon before it closed and got myself Mii’d.
No, this isn’t creepy, not at all. Shades of The Terrible Secret of Animal Crossing, anyone? D:
The Able sisters had this awesome shirt for sale. I had to have it.
I PAID OFF MY MORTGAGE, WOOOOO. …and this morning Tom Nook is all “o hay let me expand ur house,” and I know tomorrow morning he’s going to be standing out there all “OH HAY DONE WIF UR HOUSE, U GIVE 1000000000000000000 BELLS NOW PLZ” …okay, well, I think it’ll actually only be more like… 100,000 bells or something, oh God well at least it’s a fixed rate.
My Football Fish on display in its new home. Look at that ugly little bastard, look how happy it looks there.
I won the fishing tournament today!
Here’s my trophy, sitting in my eyebleeding pink living room! …I’m thinking at the very least, that washer needs to get cashed in.
I don’t have any pictures of this, but I discovered last night that money does in fact grow on some trees! …unfortunately, so do BEES
This morning I found the money rock and pounded the hell out of it. I got up to the 2K bag this time. \o/
Flea market tomorrow! Speaking of fleas, I have to try and find a flea-infested neighbor because one of my other weird neighbors wants a fucking flea. Which is not as bad as the one that wants me to dig up a specific fossil for him, but still, I have to hit my neighbors with a bug net.
Man, I hope Tom gets a slingshot in soon, these balloons are driving me nuts.