Something I haven’t done in a while:

[chaobell]

Fun with chaobell.net search requests!

why are there no hot dog carts in hermann park houston

There used to be! Mmm, street meat. I guess the same health department bullshit that keeps knocking good taco trucks off the road has hit the hot dog carts.

hamilton beach single serve blender hard to open

Did you try a hammer? This might void your warranty, though.

frozen bananas origin

The vast Antarctic banana plantations. Also your freezer.

do you see my fuckin face

No, actually, I don’t.

fuzzy worms with horms

As opposed to fuzzy worms with horns, I guess.

fire on my boobs

Stop, drop, and roll.

every woman i have ever met has rejected me

Let me guess: you’re a Nice Guy.

huge things in assholes

…and that would be our segue to the more NSFW requests from Ding Ding!

can your dick fit in the penis pokey hole?

…wut

girls sticking things in their pee holes

This in and  of itself isn’t all that weird, but it was immediately followed by…

women sticks finger in pee hole

And then, almost as an afterthought, by…

if a female stuck a finger in a pee hole would it hurt?

Well, I’m sure it would, but probably not as much as this…

peehole sword

Or this…

tentacles entering his pee hole

Conclusion: the Internet finds peeholes fascinating.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.