!!!!!!!!

[chaobell]

About an hour ago:

Me: [lying in bed; now that we kind of want some wind there is not much] Ugggggh. [dozes]

Wind: [picks up minuscule amount]

Bedroom door: [creaks much like it did while the worst of the wind was pounding on the apartment]

Me: [wide awake] GAAAAAAAH IN THE BATHROOM NOW NOW NOW …asdjkhgasd. [gropes for flashlight, finds wee can of WD-40, savagely attacks door]

Bedroom door: [silence]

Me: Ahh. [returns to bed] [dozes]

Lights on building across street, which I cussed since their installation because they are aimed right at my bedroom window: WHEEEEEEEEEEEE

Radio in living room: WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

People outside: OMG POWER

Me: [treads air for several seconds] OH GOD NOW WHAT–wait, no, this is good :D [turns on air conditioner, computer, and fan, acquires cool beverage]

CONGRATURATION THIS STORY IS HAPPY END

P.S. Thank you all for your warm fuzzies and happy thoughts, and more of the same to the folks that also sat through this shit last night.

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.