Dear random Russian-speaking people on LiveJournal:

[chaobell]

I don’t know why the hell you keep friending my journal. I don’t post in Russian. I don’t speak Russian. I don’t plan to learn Russian. I’m not going to friend you back, because I can’t read Russian.

And I have the funniest feeling that there is a direct correlation between between “more random Russian people friending my LJ” and “more Viagra and porn comment spam on my blogs.”

Please stop. Seriously.

xoxo

me

(seriously, this is about the seventh or eighth one, it’s starting to get a little weird)

Originally published at Fire of Unknown Origin. You can comment here or there.